Celeste

as soon as I figure out how to use Twitter it’s OVER for you

[Celeste @cele_std]

Does Theo Von kind of look like Abe Lincoln

[Celeste @cele_std]

If I were famous my fans would be called Celesters

[Celeste @cele_std]

Hiding rose quartz in his foreskin so he’ll love me back

[Celeste @cele_std]

Chewing big red gum is like sucking d*ck. It’s fun for the first 2 minutes but then I’m like “Why did I put this in my mouth?”

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I do not understand but I disagree

[Celeste @cele_std]

Someone at the pool has to be a slut and it’s gotta be me

[Celeste @cele_std]

I love when there’s no lifeguard on duty so I can drown in PEACE

[Celeste @cele_std]

@JoshShutts1 Thank GOD

[Celeste @cele_std]

“At least you’re beautiful!” Beautiful and deranged, I will stab you

[Celeste @cele_std]

@_joelle26 He knows a secret

[Celeste @cele_std]

When I’m sad I put my hands in my pockets and go outside and kick rocks

[Celeste @cele_std]

Squintin Tarentino

[Celeste @cele_std]

@SoooooperSam Yes! This was 19 hours ago but I maintain my stance

[Celeste @cele_std]

So far I’m the funniest one here. Typical

[Celeste @cele_std]

Every time my neighbor shits, my bathtub fills up with what he flushed

[Celeste @cele_std]

I love when bumble bees run into the window! They want to hang out with me so bad!!

[Celeste @cele_std]

I wish I could go back in time and fist fight myself because what was I thinking dating my ex????

[Celeste @cele_std]

I LOVE SASHIMI!

[Celeste @cele_std]

@Savannah__Witt I was just thinking the same thing!