Hannah Hart

Humanist naming, wedding & funeral celebrant in Gloucestershire and celebrant trainer with @ceremonies_uk. Frequently irreverent, never a reverend.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

Daughter: ‘hope the funeral goes ok’.
Me: ‘it’s a wedding rehearsal actually, but thanks anyway’.
Daughter: forgets conversation, moves on with life.
Me: spend 4 hours terrified I’ve somehow overlooked a funeral booking so failed to do family visit, write script or turn up...

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

So if Farage wins, he won against a bin, & if he loses, he lost against a bin.

It’s a bin bin situation.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@JimmyG_the_Tree @RpsAgainstTrump My point was that you don’t need any faith to realise that Trump is a fraud

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@JimmyG_the_Tree @RpsAgainstTrump I don’t think there is any nonbeliever who needs this explaining.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@TimandraHarknes I did jury service this year. I am now of the opinion that it’s a surprisingly terrible system.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@lgbtiqa_greens This really is beneath you. “No amount of shouting?”

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@Glinner I’m not clear what you’re saying here. Can you explain?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

People have lost their jobs for saying hateful, cruel and inaccurate things about Charlie Kirk’s murder, but the president of the United States can repeatedly, unambiguously, unabashedly and shamelessly FALSELY blame an entire political party for his death, and somehow it’s fine.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

In important news, Stewart Lee has overtaken @louistheroux as this thinking woman’s nerdy crush

Thoughts and prayers to Louis at this difficult time

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@BrookCharity Please can you confirm if this covers the Supreme Court judgment re equality act?

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@paulwatson72 @soniasodha Anything about medicating and butchering children?

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@tomphilip Yep! Such fun

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

I’ve had my stand up debut tonight: 5 minutes at a club after a 7 week venting class. Just been such a buzz I can hardly say!

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

I am getting a lot of heat for having eaten 2 Easter eggs that weren’t mine before Easter Sunday. I think people should be celebrating that I managed to leave two.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@HJoyceGender “My father, to his credit..”. Wow. He must feel so affirmed that he / she /they approves.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

I rode a camel in the Sahara today and it has changed my life. In a good way. Here’s my post-ride sunset glow. Camel pics will follow once I’ve got some. (Wasn’t the time to have no battery, but at least it kept me hanging on).

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

So proud of my son! It’s the sort of achievement you can only dream of for your kids.

Let’s see what he can do in 2025!

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@PT_Foundation Disappointed to see such deliberate over-simplification of a truly complex issue. We all know that the use of any drug comes down to weighing up risks and benefits.

We need nuanced consideration of these issues for everyone’s sake.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@PT_Foundation Note: not pretending to be a scientist. Happy to be challenged on the facts of how I’ve understood this.

Not so interested in purely ideological objections, though I understand there will be many.

[Hannah Hart @celebranthannah]

@PT_Foundation Because

a) they’ve got a hormonal issue that can be mitigated by the drugs
b) they’ll be on them to delay puberty not stop it
c) they’ve got a physical condition, not an important identity issue that may or may not be permanent.
d) clinical trials have proven safety