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@GeorgeCochrane1 The headlight flaps go down?

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@DarrenJohnson66 I don't really understand this country anymore

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@stuey_beef I put sugar on cereals anyway.

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@bindelj Do the French eat crisps on trains? I expect not

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@thequentinletts Smashy or Nicey

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@history99917180 @siobhanworld That was milli vanilli

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@Mattisamazing33 @MotoNutJob And rooflight envy

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@Mattisamazing33 @MotoNutJob I'm getting "Micky Flanagan on dogs"

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@kirby_pj @GWRHelp National Express every time. It doesn't even stop in-between plus so much cheaper

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@Butterknifeopr8 @RanTeeThree Our government have never done any kind of trade. (To be fair neither have I, but I recognise it)

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@Mattisamazing33 Cars were not built to do 20

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@Gav_Griffiths I'm wearing deck shoes as we speak

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@RichardBurgon I wish we had more prisons then we'd be able to keep sledgehammer man locked up for longer/ ever.

My threshold for life imprisonment is fairly low

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@sequi_simon You can never have too many hr

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@ZackPolanski I miss Caroline Lucas's green party for Brighton and Stroud. Were did it go

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@stuey_beef New PM in a few weeks and he'll be back out of the job

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@Jenny_1884 How many people actually paid in more ni than they get out? To get 12k you would need a pot of about 200k, so 40 years at 5k employees contribution.

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@jaceb01 @stuey_beef Harsh but funny. I think the phrase is play the ball not the man

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@stuey_beef Which is rare

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@stuey_beef In fairness he was honest about having not seen it