Isla

She/her | 32 | Mum | Fiancée | Dogs x2 | Past their prime FPS enjoyer | Living by the seaside

[Isla @celerypatch]

First family outing to the dog park today was very successful; Odhran slept the whole time and the girls had a blast (although Medli went through Maisie like a wrecking ball when she was chasing the drone)

[Isla @celerypatch]

"Scary dog privilege" but I don't know what world he's scary in because it's definitely not this one

[Isla @celerypatch]

@p_pworld I can't even imagine dude, especially now that we're parents too. My heart hurts for them

[Isla @celerypatch]

First fitness class back tonight since I was pregnant! Anxious because I know I'm gonna be busted as fuck after but hopefully this is the start of getting back some of me

[Isla @celerypatch]

Might have been a mistake to let him on the couch but the cuddles are truly top tier

[Isla @celerypatch]

@Don_Vito_Art It was a Fisher Price DJ deck. I'll be honest when I say I just wanted to have a shot

[Isla @celerypatch]

Not ideal finding out that your son's biggest present doesn't work on Christmas Eve.

At least we've learned this lesson on his first Christmas and not a year when it would be devastating for him 🫠

[Isla @celerypatch]

@TotoMimoTweets

[Isla @celerypatch]

@Don_Vito_Art He tired himself out from being scared of birds. Cowardly boy

[Isla @celerypatch]

"Get a big dog, you'll feel so safe!"

He is the biggest coward I've ever met in my life.

[Isla @celerypatch]

@SkyeWolf84 Happy belated birthday, Suze! From all of us Millars 💖

[Isla @celerypatch]

(Yes that is the robo hoover trying to turn itself into a toilet roll tube)

[Isla @celerypatch]

The things that happen in this house you would not believe

[Isla @celerypatch]

@balorium You're doing great, dude! 💖

[Isla @celerypatch]

@TotoMimoTweets Every. Single. Time.

[Tommy Millar @TotoMimoTweets]

Folk trying to be funny under literally every youtube video of Scots:

WHERE R THE SUBTITLES LOL 😆 WHAT R THEY SAYING 🤔 😭 ONE HUNDRED WITH LITTLE LINES UNDERNEATH IT 😆😆🥲😡😛 THEY SOUND LIKE SHREK ROFL WHEN HE SAYS DONNKEY PMSL SPEAk INGLISH

[Isla @celerypatch]

@norwichgiant I think it's the same everywhere, man. Impossible to find a dentist, I was told the closest one to us taking NHS patients in the Borders was FIFTY MILES away 😱

[Isla @celerypatch]

@p_pworld That's amazing, Gino!! Great job, man 💖

[Isla @celerypatch]

@TotoMimoTweets I don't know how when you live with me