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[blue lizard @celeryshel]

life is a celebration

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

I’m watching the Deer Hunter for the first time… why did no one tell me that Christopher Walken was HOT?! I have no idea what’s going on in the movie I’m so distracted

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!

[wint @dril]

100 girls are mad at me because i said that curious George deserves to be euthanized like a worm infested dog

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

@maasplz Yassified against her will

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

@maasplz @Hurricane_KR Omg maas I didn’t know u were a Castle watcher !

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

@babistoni @kirawontmiss Saaaaame the hormone monster and monstress are sooooo fucking funny to me 🤣

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

@Hurricane_KR Omg I don’t think I ever watched the series finale 🫢

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

after you're done being sick with something you need an additional 2 days to recover from the "sick lifestyle"

[taco belle @animalologist]

Be nothing else than exactly what you are, or you rob yourself of the chance to be loved for everything you could want to be

[𝙳𝚘𝚖 @indigodominiq]

Rick James’s Los Angeles home August 1979.
Yes this is a thread.
Yes this is where I’m suppose to live.

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i think it’s really beautiful the way all corners of the internet have come together to go “yeah that’s a bad guy”. leftists, conservatives, believers, atheists, people of all races all genders all ages…we ALL fucking hate this guy. and i think that’s beautiful 🥰

[Cameron @prailes]

Low key being slept on.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

love bombing wouldn’t work on me. i would just be like thank u this is exactly the appropriate amount of love. Ramp it up actually

[frances @ratheaven666]

pair of airpods and a sativa cart id do this for 36 hours a day

[blue lizard @celeryshel]

@Hurricane_KR Omfg I didn’t listen with sound the first time either and now that I did…. 🤭💦

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I like my women like I like my coffee—good