reluctantmom

Just trying to get the cork out of the wine bottle ....stay sane, and win at playing hide-and-seek from my kids.

[Víkrám @gvicks]

In a world full of strangers, I hope you find someone whose soul is familiar to yours.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

It’s too gd early for your shit.

- me to me

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@HellaTamaryn My daughter just asked me what “rush porn” was - I have no idea. I am also to scared to search.

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@MollyJongFast The journey of unbelievable happiness has started for you ... enjoy ... “We’re Mary and Gerry and we’re living in Derry."

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@MollyJongFast Are we counting from one this week, or just rounding up from before? Need to set my abacus ...

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@becasmomhasnot Honestly if my kid did this and you told me - I would give you full permission to whip her arse!! Good luck - do body shots less bruising that face punches.

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@kambabe Have you ever bitten into a sweet to find it’s got coconut in it?? The dark arts right there

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@smashedmartini I can smell this image ...

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@ShellsPemBroke And these people are going to cross provincial borders and bring this super spreader beach get together to the rest of us ... Xmas and Boxing Day is going to be insane ...

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

This.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@TheBloggess I cannot even can right now ... high grade depression ...

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

"Humans are wired to be social creatures, and that's how we cope when a big disaster happens,"said Judith Moskowitz,a professor of medical social science at NW University's Feinberg School of Medicine. "Now, we're being told to cope with this by staying away from each other."

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@MollyJongFast Is she sober though ... serious question

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

We want Johnny Depp as Gomez Addams in the next Netflix ‘The Addams Family’ series by Tim Burton

Make it happen @netflix! #DeppAsGomezNetflix

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@GurlJedi I may have found my spirit animal

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@_salt_n_lime That hit hard

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@JoeBiden I’m not crying ... you are crying ... dammit

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

@becasmomhasnot Listen it’s the best offer I have had this week/month/decade ... what could go wrong ...

[reluctantmom @celeste_barlow]

The norm we have adjusted to is a president calling people belittling names like a rude toddler ... we no longer even flinch.

If he was a child he’d get his screen time taken away, and sent to his room until he learns to be polite to others.