Celeste Lopes

tiny but mighty

[Celeste Lopes @celeste_lopes_]

At the bar I always do two things: act like a fool and drink 7&7’s

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

I’ve never known someone who got pregnant & suddenly they’ve become Beyoncé!

#pumprules

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

My dream team. #PumpRules

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“do you find it difficult to ask others for help?”

me:

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Sandoval: "Get off your high horse."

James: "Shut the f**k up, Sandoval. You haven't heard sh*t. I'm galloping so far ahead of you, I can't even see you in the distance. You're in a swamp, sinking quick."

The No. 1 Guy in the Group! #PumpRules

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the older we get, the more we understand this guy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

look i'm just trying make it to friday

[Words @itswords_]

me after pretending that i'm fine for the whole day

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

we went from May 1 to May 15 in just 3 minutes

[Anthony Dominic @alloveranthony]

It’s only Wednesday?

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[VPR Obsessed @VPR_obsessed]

ariana had a conversation with sandoval ON CAMERA after the scandal broke. that conversation ended with her saying “any last words before we never speak again?”

and yet people are mad that she won’t speak to him…again? after she said they’ll never speak again? #PumpRules

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

This is the team. These three right here.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

#PumpRules

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

They win the season. Period. Dot. 👑👑 #PumpRules

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Teresa filling her bag with candy after dropping the biggest bomb about John Fuda is so Teresa. 😭😭😭 She really gives zero f—ks. She’s like, I’ve been to prison, John’s been to prison, he was a drug dealer… OH MY GOD CANDY!!!! 😭😭😭😭 Her saying “hiii, yeah hiiiiiiii” with such attitude is everything. They’ll never make me hate you, Teresa. #RHONJ

[Jenni @hashjenni]

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