Aphrodite - Parody

“I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.”-Atwood #SBHFam RP/OC/18+

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

Missed me?

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@EnigmaticSin @OriginOfWarfare @HauntedElegance + beyond?

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@OriginOfWarfare + excitement to a minimum, my darling. I won't be literally kissing Persephone, regardless of your fantasies.

*I turn and give you a small, wicked smile.*

Send the owl and lets call them here for the weekend.

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@EnigmaticSin @OriginOfWarfare @HauntedElegance + the Postman is revived from his triple burger induced heart attack? No, this has to be a known figure the world will instantly recognize. Has Elvis slimmed down since he fell off the toilet and into the great +

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

I'm Daddy's FAV-OR-ITE!

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@EnigmaticSin @HauntedElegance @OriginOfWarfare + are going to get married again in the wedding of the millennium! Isn't that the most amazing news you've ever heard?

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@EnigmaticSin @HauntedElegance @OriginOfWarfare + them in the air to give my breasts a delightful jiggle.*

Do you want to hear the very best part? We'll kick off the opening of the temple with a wedding! OUR WEDDING! Yes, you heard me correctly, Ares and I +

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@TheCoinsFlipped + tell me what you're doing here and /please/ don't say it involves catching crayfish in the bayou. There's better ways to get a mud mask.

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@TheCoinsFlipped
*I'm offended to the very depths of my being that I had to actually knock on the door of my daughter and not have my arrival announced with the usual fanfare. I knew one of my prior lovers was living in New Orleans, however discovering +

[Aphrodite - Parody @CelestialCerigo]

@TheCoinsFlipped + family business because he is a child who respects his parents. Not that I'd /ever/ pick favorites, mind you. I'd never!

*Eros was of course my favorite, which was hardly a secret. Still, I did love you very much in my own way.*

Now you +