uncle cranky

[lee_82882 @82882Lee]

i hate peoole that only smoke cigarettes when they r drunk ur a fucking pussy ass bitch

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

I hate when someone starts talking to me while I’m eavesdropping

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes This is sooo funny I love you both

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes NO! please and thank you

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

So depressed all I can do is listen to big time rush

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes STOP ITS THE NEW CLOSET THEYRE ALL LIARS I SWEAR

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes Don’t remind me or I’ll kill my self

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

2025 is so scary I keep accidentally fucking republicans.

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes This is so spot on

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

don’t reply to my discussion posts cause I will think you have a crush on me

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

I believe in weaponized incompetence when it comes to girls and cars idc

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes I’m so proud of you dumpling

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes Don’t live here 😭

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes Annoying ass boring ass unappreciative ass thing to say

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes HA

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes Yikes

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes I’m not sure good is the right word

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

Can they please invent a phone that comes with a breathalyzer for texting

[uncle cranky @celia_mcnally]

@emrubes Tell him it’s like a delicious dead rotting animal