Celine Barthelemy 😷

BLACK LIVES MATTER she/her. Global Health MPH. I dabble in things and I like good people. Views are my own.

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

My brain mis-fired today and I read something as “platigued” and immediately understood it to as a mix of plagued and fatigued. It worked so well. So, thus, I have decided to invent a new word today. Enjoy. #platigued

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

AMERICAS TEAM WINS. DOWN GOES ALABAMA

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

ahh that’s too bad.

[Sigma Sreedharan @sigmas]

Here’s a Timelapse of the whole light show, drone show, fireworks and big fog and smoke show from last night in #Seattle. Happy New Year 2024!!! #spaceneedle

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

December 3️⃣ #CFBPlayoff Selection Committee Rankings 🏈🏆

1️⃣. Michigan // @UMichFootball // #GoBlue

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

@mv_evans @MIVEGEC @pivotmadagascar @pasteurMG Hooray, happy to see this! Congrats team on publishing!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.⁣⁣

Do you like to eat & sleep? Then get hyperphagic (insatiable hunger) & follow the @KatmaiNPS bear diet.

1: Gorge on raw salmon for one hour.
⁣⁣2: Sleep on a beach for two to three hours.
⁣⁣3: Repeat.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Hiker math is going on a 5 mile hike and coming back 8 miles later

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

@TheGoldenRatio4 This makes me so happy, especially as a mom of a sometimes dog-reactive golden girl...maybe we can get her a friend/sibling some day! 🥹

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

@MattStylesDJ Gosh darn I do miss Pancheros!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Hurriquake’ is a new one for us, too.

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

@BKuzan the way my jaw dropped when this scrolled across my feed. congratulations, and W O W! <3

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Campfires are now banned on all DNR-managed lands east of the Cascades due to increasing wildfire danger.

However, you can still ask your friend Doug to wear this, sit in a fire pit, and say "crackle crackle crackle" for a few hours

[Sigma Sreedharan @sigmas]

Alright, I think this is my final post from this #sturgeonmoon2023 in #Seattle. I put together all my timelapses into one video. Shooting a timelapse of a moon rise/set is always a bit nerve-wracking as you are committed to your tripod position once you start the shooting. So you just have to trust your calculations that it would align. I am glad it did all three times.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Abam @AdamBroud]

I went and saw newsies the other day and during intermission I passed a guy on his phone saying “I think the liberals changed it. I don’t remember it being like this,” and I’m fascinated by what conservative message he thought he’d get from child labor unions the musical

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

@Phil_Sledge

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

💔💔💔

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Tonight marks Seattle’s final 9 pm sunset of the year. The sun won’t set in the 9 o’clock hour again until next June.

And so the slow crawl toward darkness begins! 🧛‍♂️

[Celine Barthelemy 😷 @celine_marie]

With dumb luck = a house robbery & renter’s insurance for me 🙃

[Dr. Amy, Psy.D. @DrAmyPsyD]

Disclaimer that my loans are now paid off thanks to a combination of a workload that burned me out and dumb luck. I'm still in favor of canceling the loans because I don't have to personally benefit to be in favor of something. 3/3