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#sanfrancisco french-american nerd, lover, and fool
#inlove with kindness + honesty + comedy + poetry
#grateful for friends + music + dogs + emojis

[celine @celinet]

Examples of illegal things a #SanFrancisco predatory #landlord does in all impunity: sues upstairs tenants (who just moved out as a direct result of his harassment) for $15k, to cover Airbnb renovation costs—while ignoring San Francisco Building Inspection Abatement Repair order

[celine @celinet]

@tharealluciano https://t.co/rHXlgoGhCc + https://t.co/hA3fFNJgSK also down (redirect to /)...
https://t.co/k5gpNd0XLo appears to be working

[celine @celinet]

@cricupx Click bait UP

[celine @celinet]

@News5PH Yes. FIRST TIME in my life...

[celine @celinet]

@kxshzh Nah, we say Twitter

[Luciano Lucas @tharealluciano]

Everybody running to Twitter to see why YouTube is down #youtubedown

[celine @celinet]

Meet the unicorn frog / file under > favorite features of #thefuture 🐸 hehe

[Krea @krea_ai]

announcing three new features.

text-to-image, background removal, and eraser.

try them now for free! (link below)

[celine @celinet]

@ilyasut I can’t remember exactly why I sent myself this tweet, but I can’t help but wonder if it was directed at Elon lol

[celine @celinet]

I had a dream 🦠 #villain

[celine @celinet]

Modern American heroes be like…
☑️ dick bragging
☑️ pussy grabbing
#elonisapedantictwat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia

[Emma Silvers @emmaruthless]

Favorite Britney memoir line so far, re: backlash about her being overproduced: "I was never quite sure what all the critics thought I was supposed to be doing. A Bob Dylan impression?"

[celine @celinet]

If I was a musician, I couldn’t imagine a more #fairuse of my copyrighted music than the case of a fan, who bought the music, sharing a 15 seconds snippets of music with their content on social media—I’m outraged @tiktokcreators is legally allowed to disagree 🤬‼️ #musicisgod

[celine @celinet]

Wow, who(tf) are these 💰👹 💬 vultures systematically flocking to any and all my posts about censorship? I certainly did not post here to get #spam in response, nor shop for any kind of corrupt law crooks taking needy people’s hard-earned money, to benefit from corporate abuse🤢

[celine @celinet]

What(tf) is happening with @instagram #censorship???… Anyone else’s living in #SanFrancisco told their content cannot be monetized because of being in an “ineligible country or region” (sic) ⁉️⚠️

[celine @celinet]

True Corporate Crime stories, #CENSORED Series: American citizens report back on abusive corporate #discrimination, @InstagramComms couldn’t care less 😈

[celine @celinet]

I am afraid the majority of Americans are oblivious—brainwashed into believing that modern, mainstream ignorance, arrogance, and censorship are God’s wish… ahem. Or, that it’s fair to delete users content bc “it may contain copyrighted content” BUT, NO, WRONG @InstagramComms 🖕

[celine @celinet]

@CoetzeeMylan @sabback @MattWallace888 Pfew, thank for the wink of hope. I was feeling nauseated by the levels of ignorance and hubris in this thread… I feel so sorry for people who believe trump isn’t a dangerous megalomaniac and grandiose narcissist, who would throw them under the bus fist chance he gets 🥕🐏 🚌💥

[celine @celinet]

@zrclaims PSA: Gender discrimination remains 100% illegal here, and corporate transparency’s lacking! Yet biased algorithms and bigoted bullies continue to target + shame + censor women (aka your daughter!) for being “offensive”, “lewd” (sic). Say no to corporate #GASLIGHTING 🙀 #CENSORED

[celine @celinet]

@TheRealSik @CultureCrave PSA: dear x-sheeples, bending over to kiss a lone narc’s musky ass may corrupt your true self-worth, and make his #egofarts louder and shittier 🍑💨

[celine @celinet]

@PDPdoesTrek @DiscussingFilm It’s my middle of the day too, and I thought this was funny #MondayMood

But then, I remembered my hard facts: it’s after 5pm already, and I haven’t been #able to work in over a year…

And so, in the end, I cried a little, and escaped back into my wonderland 🫦💲 #MoneyMatters