celine

having a great time

[mej @SingularJem]

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

yall on linkedin, im on lockedin

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

made up a situation. i’m pissed

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Yearning is out, delusions of grandeur are in

[𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 @SAKIR0SE]

work emails are turn-based combat

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

hispanic heritage month begins tomorrow

make sure you venmo $10 to one of your hispanic friends or else you're racist

[celine @celineyy_]

@lilbbfreak I’m actually gutted

[turkey sandwich @lucysandwick]

sorry that deliverable took me so long i really didn't want to do it

[celine @celineyy_]

@DJTraveyB Daphne!

[celine @celineyy_]

@DJTraveyB nice!!!!! 2019 car gang 😤😤

[celine @celineyy_]

@DJTraveyB what’d you get?!

[celine @celineyy_]

@DJTraveyB Daphne!

[celine @celineyy_]

@chasecampman Wouldn’t want to get too drunk and forget which bathroom to use

[celine @celineyy_]

This genuinely isn’t satire LMAO god I love when the right isn’t trying to be funny

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.

There's a new beer in town!

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

The average arc of my day

[celine @celineyy_]

can’t talk, having my bi-yearly mourning sesh over the fumbling of electing Bernie Sanders