Mr. Flaccid Whiskers

resident holder of clown tits the way they be honking | he/him

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

OSSOFF BOTTOMS 2026

[fishious @fishquichee]

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

Any media claiming she was trying to run over an agent are just propaganda machines at this point. The ICE murderer was not in danger at all yet he shot her in the face

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Woman shot dead by ICE after trying to run over agents during operation in Minneapolis — DHS statement

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

I know that’s right

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

Vaccinated?

[Kenzie Dubek 🇵🇸 @losing_dawg]

Trump returning from his long weekend

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

The way my timeline has been consumed by this…

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i like my lgbt sausage hand cranked and twisted

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

@bronx_stonks Do you get your patch notes from internet explorer

[i like food @messedupfoods]

So true

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

@notgwendalupe I wasn’t familiar with your game Mrs. Turnblad

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

I don’t know how Margaret Thatcher deals with this heat daily

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

put me on hate island

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

british people saying “y’all”:

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

Yeah I’m getting out of Vegas as soon as possible what the fuck are these replies

[KSNV News 3 Las Vegas @News3LV]

'Very alarming:' 114K Nevadans could lose health care in President Trump's 'beautiful bill' https://t.co/1rtCEnScqw

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

The last time the same candidate who just lost to Ted Cruz decided to run again for a statewide contest worked great last time! Wait…

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

Washington is broken and the system is rigged – and Texas families are paying the price.

Today I’m announcing I’m running for the U.S. Senate because Texans deserve someone who will fight for them.

From working to lower costs to taking on corruption, I’m ready to be the fighter Texans deserve.

[Mr. Flaccid Whiskers @cellosexual]

Ladies and gentlemen… the opposition party🫩

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

I just forced Republicans to delete their ridiculous bill name.

It’s no longer named the “One Big Beautiful Bill.”

Nothing about this bill is beautiful—it’s a betrayal to American families, and it’s undeserving of such a stupid name.