m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ

Apes Together Strong

[(◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 @nicegirI123]

Ladies🤔 what would you do if your man ordered from the Skinnylicious menu at Cheesecake Factory?

[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

Maybe he just aint got nothing to say

[𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓺 @yk_thuq]

My coworker smoked weed while she was pregnant w/her baby up until she was seven months now he's is 2 y/o & won't talk. Nigga still high

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

FUCK BALLET AND FUCK OPERA

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

https://t.co/KACVsksGO7

[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

Wordle 1,644 3/6

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[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

So do the babies in pluribus just suddenly all stfu and start working like everyone else

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

Scientists identified ribose (used in RNA) and – for the first time in any extraterrestrial sample – glucose, a major energy source for life. These sugars join nucleobases and phosphates previously found, demonstrating the full suite of RNA building blocks were present on the ancient asteroid.

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Just spent the evening with Trump @realDonaldTrump at Mara Lago - his STAMINA is Unbelievable for any age.

[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

Cant escape him,,,

[m̴̟̣̟̞̲̤̀̀̈͑̓̀́̋̉í̴̗̯͕̫̦̑̿̑̿́͝ǵ̸̮̹̫̙̩̔͂̍͂̊̂̌͠͝͝ͅ @migmigmigmig]

There’s something comfortably filipino about popeye’s fries.

[🌸 paprika 🗡️ @p1nkempress_]

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

[Large @LargeBarstool]

I’m not political, and, full disclosure, I haven’t seen any confirmation… But this is HUGE.

https://t.co/4A2IeRh65m

[honeybaked @davibroui]

If 1 million New Yorkers move to Miami after Mamdani is elected, it will raise the average IQ of both cities