Eric

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@baldie267 @WarshipCam Did the word “former” not help?

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@LeftyWinter She’s gonna be late for her shift at Olive Garden

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@nexta_tv How does he poo?

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@Londoner256 @MarioNawfal That’s at least a 3 hour movie

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@MarioNawfal What happens to the ships once they have been disabled? Do they just drift or are they towed?

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@25YearsAgoLive @JILLSAND_WICH We have mailed you a CD-ROM, actually several. Please have your wife check the mail.
Sincerely
AOL

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@alwaysrealracin If you’re close enough to drive to it, you are close enough to know the weather d!psh!t. Rotate your rabbit ears and watch the Weather Channel’

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@mamatigertn @MargiCulp @NASCAR Yeah, it’s like $10 a month. Skip one Big Mac and you’re set! Next you can work on running water and dental care but let’s not get ahead ourselves. Focus on the $10.

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@NewAgeJohnny1 Why are they always crooked on her face?

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@coookzy I’m a big fan of your mom.
Sincerely
Long Duck Dong

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@CaptainBUM4133 @TSN_Sports Based on Timothy’s replies to this post,
sports are probably not on his list of things done. Maybe water sports, but definitely not sports.

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@glitch_wz @hotwire405 Please reinsert the CD we sent you in the mail 25 years ago and make sure nobody’s talking on your phone line.
Sincerely
AOL

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@Oceanbreeze473 I found my Beagle with an Apple Air Tag so this is a major fail

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@Tigerkenshin808 @TruthWolf56 @MilHistNow I’ve been to a party that @TruthWolf56 attended. He is my neighbor up the street. Let’s just say he left early and was not missed. Hoping he decides to watch Stripes tonight.

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@NFL_DovKleiman Great, so another year without a SB for us Cowboys fans.

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@BenStiller @BenStiller still ok with the black face make up though, right?

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@inna_quandary @Gigii1913 @AlBuffalo2nite Where is this porn border?!
Sincerely
Larry Flynt

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@Matt_Pinner Freedom darlin

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@matiaszocchi I’m hearing your mom wants you to stay in the basement tonight. I’m only staying until she pour my second drink, son.

[Eric @celticsguy1]

@RobCampbele9jf @SaltyGoat17 Midget?