Chris Elton

Batteries Included

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

UM’s investigation “found that weaknesses in accountability, organizational structure, oversight, and reporting created conditions in which misconduct was not always addressed.“ https://t.co/Z86Yw8Ffld

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@ctrent The #Reds are giving me discomfort.

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Abbott not fooling anyone this year. #Reds

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@AmericanAir @levelbest @AmericanAir is a joke. I’ve taken my Platinum status to Delta.

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@JoeyB

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And to top it off, we finally made it to Tampa but we have to wait 10 minutes on the tarmac because it’s a “shift change” and there is no one to park us. Totally serious!

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Hey @AmericanAir both flights today had mechanical issues with significant delays. Do better.

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@AmericanAir Now the Captain said the Mechanic brought out the wrong part. Laughable. I shouldn’t have to travel a day early to make an evening appointment. I’ll be joining Delta in their DMs for my business travel from now on.

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#Bengals are Bengaling

[Kevin Warner @KevinAWarner]

Wins over bowl-eligible teams (top 30 teams in WarrenNolan + Duke):

7 - Ohio St

6 - JAMES MADISON, Oregon, Indiana, BYU, USC

5 - Oklahoma, Texas A&M, Alabama, Notre Dame, Texas Tech, Michigan, North Texas, Tulane, Virginia

4 - Georgia, Ole Miss, Miami, Vanderbilt, Arizona St, Arizona, SMU, Duke

3 - Texas, Utah, Iowa, Georgia Tech

1 - Missouri

0 - Tennessee

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@michaellgood you might want to get some help schlepping that camera gear! #GoBucks

[Spencer Holbrook @SpencerHolbrook]

Absolute scenes in the tunnel

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I see you @carnelltate_ #GoBucks

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@MattFinkes I’m having difficulty understanding Danielson with UW’s balls in his mouth.

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@FakeUrban Will you come back and coach Special Teams? #AskUrbs #GoBucks

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@davebiddle UW says hold my beer

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@ohiotate Its the wings

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

I would be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the Texas Longhorns for snapping their two-game losing streak.

[Inside Texas @InsideTexas]

Sarkisian says Ohio State's ability to disguise coverages in the first half was "at an elite level."

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@JamesRapien @ROCKYBOIMAN50 Soft