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je prends mes cliques et mes claques et je casse 🌵

[xann @ciinemourn]

I'm an avid 4 stars rater cause I get easily amused but hardly impressed

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[♰ @reeceollld]

bloopers in movie credits

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[daniel @itmedg]

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:

[🛞 @BrandNameShay]

Me when the DJ teases the next song and I’ve already figured it out based on the 2 second preview

[zae @itszaeok]

this was my olympics

[chase @_chase_____]

me and my 47 alarms

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

habibi learn to stand first

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

[xile ♡ @XileniaM]

Me after my playlist plays and someone compliments my taste:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me