Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius

•My name is Al, Dark Lord Of The Syph• •Official Employee of The Catholic Church•

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

Harsh words from the Boston Marathon Bomber. 😔

[wint @dril]

its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral

[@mrshakey1 @StevonS70120636]

PetSmart

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Just got out of #AvatarTheWayOfWater. Watching the courageous Na’vi defend their homeland, I couldn’t help but feel reminded of the brave men and women of #Ukraine. Thank you, Mr. Cameron, for a story as timely as it is, well… blue ☺️

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

ok I will start asking people their ethnicity 👍

[Shasti @sh44sti]

(wife gingerly walking in) h-honey..it says your meeting is in 1 minute..

(husband striking the air with two different katanas) Tell them I’m busy. and knock before entering the ronin room

[🎀 @oforiwaa__x]

Everyone lied. Everyone is in Ghana.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

a lot of people hate TSA, but I’ve found it’s an ultra reliable way for me to get molested by a guy who can’t read

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

Hiring a girl to play Cinderella at my daughter’s birthday and then screaming at her to get back to work and making her do all the cooking and cleaning in my house.

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

Fuckin A, I’m not getting any results from my marriage counselor because she keeps giving us the contact info the local ghost hunters!

[wint @dril]

decades of jacking off "The stupid way" has got my whole dick looking crazy

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

“They call him Ali Baba, and you’ll never count how many thieves he has”

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

Help! I read too much Foucault and now I’m the stupidest person alive! It made me smarter at first but now I don’t know what sex is!

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

@JeffBezos yo we gonna talk about that time we sucked each outher off sloppy style in the back of the classroom? WTF was that about?

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

@CourtBeTweeting The fellas over at Hebephilic Baby Orgy (little something I cooked up, no need to hold back your lol) after pushing boundaries and subverting expectations

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Think MIRROR

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

Hanging out w my dad! Love him!

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

@AlpacaAurelius Actually, correction, you sound like an unbearable Fag 5 years ago too. Sorry home boy

[Grand Dragon Level Mensa Genius @cenacolada]

@AlpacaAurelius Ur literally a faggot now