Jobo

Kim's Husband
Kaya's Papa
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When in Rome, eat more than the Romans.

[Jobo @ceowin]

Me: hihihi
Wife: What now -_-

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Clothing brand websites should have a filter that I can toggle that says:

✅ Minimal/No Logo Visible

[Cathay Pacific @cathaypacific]

Rediscover our Airbus A330-300 fleet, from Business class to Economy, designed to elevate your regional journey.

Introducing the all-new Aria Studio in our regional Business class, where human-centric design meets superior comfort.

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If I ever win the lottery, I won't say, but there will be signs

https://t.co/4yZQZXoIky

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Everytime my daughter uses my chest/rib cage as a balancing board, I am reminded that, years from now, I will think of this as some of the good ole days

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A hat-trick on his 6th #FIFA #WorldCup

[Reuters @Reuters]

Lionel Messi scored a majestic hat-trick to equal the all-time World Cup scoring record, answering doubts about his influence at age 38 and breathing life into Argentina's title defense with a 3-0 Group J win over Algeria https://t.co/vvKkpi3YvA

[Formula 1 @F1]

FIRST WIN IN RED ❤️

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

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Brunson with the immediate handshake with Spurs coach after winning

#NBAFinals

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

@elmo PICK A SIDE COWARD

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Parenting semi-obvious observation: the people who say "raising kids is tiring, huh?" are the ones who found raising kids to be very tiring

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Staff at Mexican restaurant complimented my pronunciation of the tacos I ordered

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Paying for your daily energy drink on the way to work via BNPL method AND only paying the monthly minimum has got to be one of the saddest things I've heard

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@kjoules I wonder if some local banks are confusing this with the US ETF $VGT...

[NASA @NASA]

Orion's main parachute has deployed. The spacecraft has a system of 11 chutes that will slow it down from around 300 mph to 20 mph for splashdown.

Get more updates on the Artemis II blog: https://t.co/7gicm7DWBt

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

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Rubbish

[Special Taiwan @TaiwanSpecial]

Taiwan News:

In a sad development the government has announced that one of Taiwan’s most iconic sounds will pass into history this July as garbage trucks will stop playing Beethoven’s “Für Elise” due to copyright infringement.

At a press conference Taiwan Garbage Department 台灣垃圾署spokesperson Mr Yu Ren-jie 余仁傑 said “While Für Elise is in the public domain, it appears the specific arrangement of the classic we have been playing is copyrighted.”

He said the Dutch trademark agency Shietmark had contacted them and demanded royalty payments for use of the jingle. “While the Dutch graciously offered a low rate of 1 USD per day per garbage truck,” he said, “we have over 5,000 trucks across Taiwan, which would cost us NTD50 million per year.”

It turns out that a Dutch tourist by the name of Johann van der Smut had uploaded a clip of the yellow garbage truck playing the tune which brought this infraction to the attention of Shietmark. When contacted about this, Mr Van der Smut was apologetic. “My fahza loves Beethoven and I just wanted to bring a smile to his face,” he cried (at least that’s what we think he said).

Mr Yu said the government will hold a referendum in May to choose a replacement song but the public will only get to select from songs by Taiwanese artists to avoid possible future copyright issues. “Maybe a song by Jay Chow or GEM would get selected,” he suggested hopefully.
#Taiwan #Holland #Dutch #AustinPowers #AprilFools #aprilfoolsday2026 #Beethoven

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Tomorrow!

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Our Artemis II crew will be going around the Moon, but they'll always find their way back home 🌎

During this complex journey, the four astronauts will travel ~685,000 miles on a trajectory around the Moon and back to Earth.

See their daily agenda: https://t.co/172PVtri2Z

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And with that injury from Coco Gauff, Alex Eala enters top 30 ranking

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Next year, the iPhone turns 20 years old

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Gen Z grew up with the internet

Millennials grew up 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 the internet