not brad

can’t be sad without a sad story ||| 9 out of 10 kids prefer crayons over guns

[not brad @ceraweiner]

you are about to witness the strength of street knowledge

[not brad @ceraweiner]

so we burnt down a target and yall shut the government down.. literally cannot compare

[not brad @ceraweiner]

@Franco94678572 @lporiginalg did you tell your mom that story?

[not brad @ceraweiner]

@bas023s @seahamcw2259 @elonmusk

[sam @sam_d_1995]

A chipotle burrito, chips, and Coke is now $67 thanks to President Trump

[not brad @ceraweiner]

@nofiltersnick @RealAlexJones seems normal to me… you’re just a psycho

[not brad @ceraweiner]

a house is not a home without a spaghetti sauce stained tupperware

[not brad @ceraweiner]

can y’all just name your kids something fucking normal please

[not brad @ceraweiner]

do you fuck w olive garden

[not brad @ceraweiner]

is this real life? am i being punked?

[Steve King @SteveKingIA]

I spent Juneteenth all day in the hot sun hoeing and pulling weeds and thinking about what it would have been like to have been a slave. At the end of the day, I thought about what it would be like to be an aborted baby. I got to see the sunrise and the sunset.

[not brad @ceraweiner]

when will a planet come around and do something good for me

[not brad @ceraweiner]

the only stable thing in my life right now is the instability

[not brad @ceraweiner]

Check out my new single "Disco Dive" distributed by @DistroKid and live on Deezer! https://t.co/19p624JrEy

[not brad @ceraweiner]

longer bitch

[Desi Bee 🐝 @thehotyoungmom]

did y’all know it takes 18-24 months, on average, for someone to start to heal after a significant loss?

2 whole years

[not brad @ceraweiner]

@Sweaving gimme your face

[not brad @ceraweiner]

can i wake up and look like samara weaving? thanks

[not brad @ceraweiner]

my dad just released his first song on spotify :-) if you love me (or him idk) pre-save!!!! https://t.co/mSUoMKwiPl

[not brad @ceraweiner]

right then i need money to pay for this guys car i dented and to get my car fixed so $49.99 for a titty pic and $39.99 for my toes hmu

[not brad @ceraweiner]

@ssamanthaplatt 🥺

[not brad @ceraweiner]

people who suffer with social anxiety work in customer service and you can’t tell me otherwise