You farmed Scroll, it didn’t cook
You farmed LZ0, it didn’t cook
You farmed ZKSync, it didn’t cook
You skipped HL, and it minted billions
Well done, anon.
1-0 Tottenham.
GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL PALHINHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PALHINHA HAS GIVEN TOTTENHAM THE LEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE GOAL THAT SHOULD KEEP TOTTENHAM IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Threadguy spent $4,000 on the AP Swatch before realizing it looks like a Labubu watch
“I told this kid I wanted 3 of the watches. He was going to wait at one of the locations, and he wanted $4k”
“When the official reveal came out, I was hyped. Then they finally released it, and I’m like, WTF is that? I paid $4,000 for this, WTF?”
>30 something poor Virginia boy
>Married with two kids
>No career
>No prospects
>Commits to creating a music career out of nothing
>Makes millions overnight
>Wife divorces him and gets half of his newfound wealth