CeriLD

'As she frowned, she tapped her foot. And as she tapped, she said H'm! And she meant it, too.'

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Immediately afterwards:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham says he wasn’t involved in ousting Keir Starmer

[IanG @IanGee2023]

"What do you think you'll do when you eventually retire?"

"Loads of things, big plans".

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@sigourneybeaver @GME_1970 There are some lovely people around

[Julie Bindel @bindelj]

New laws in Afghanistan, introduced by the Taliban, mean that men can now marry girls at any age – there is no limit. Male relatives can arrange this with other men, and it’s only once the girls reach puberty that, in extremely limited circumstances, they can ask a court to dissolve the marriage. What’s happening in that country is horrific, and it begs the question why Amnesty are not putting all of their resources into tackling this latest child abuse atrocity.

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@BradfemlyWalsh I can't remember the last time I used the word 'nerd' yet autocorrect insists that's what I mean when I type 'need'.

[Victoria Smith @glosswitch]

Funny how men like Peter never "caution" their porn-addled mates that defining women in ways that prioritise stereotypes and erase biological difference and lifecycle is harmful *in its own right*, without even a need to posit potential further consequences.

[Victoria Smith @glosswitch]

Far be it from us, the mere unbepenised, to complicate things by suggesting our bodies matter but not in a bad way. Can't have that. Soz, ladies, it's a bad way or not at all.

[Victoria Smith @glosswitch]

Half the time it's "acknowledge sex difference and you'll be reduced to a brood mare", the other half it's "acknowledge sex difference and soon you'll be a massive racist". Oh well, best just settle for woman as fantasy porn sterotype / female human as gestator / bleeder etc.

[Victoria Smith @glosswitch]

Women need to take one for the team. Noticing our bodies and lives matter in their own right is just too much of a slippery slope.

[Lactose the Intolerant @Ersatz_F]

2026 - wonderful self contained London flat in prime location, 2k pcm.

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@sigourneybeaver Thinking of you xx

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@hellothisisivan

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@rainy101 @McGoohanAgain Truly dire.

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@McGoohanAgain @rainy101 And was watched by about three people. One of whom was Sooz.

[Katy Hestar @HestarKaty]

Why the Samuel Johnson motivational desk calendar never took off

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

@SarahjevsEvans @NoraTheBora @SkyNews Armpit

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

日本の昭和時代（1950年代）の宝くじが持つ、美的な喜び
https://t.co/awigriFDg8

[Bennett Arron @BennettArron]

Rioters in the UK: “We are going to damage cars and buildings and violently attack people”
The Police: “You will be arrested”
Rioters: “We will be wearing Palestinian flags”
Police: “Ah, then have a lovely time”

[CeriLD @CeriLD]

Also menopause 😏

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Getting high really exposes how terrible your short-term memory is. You'll be halfway through a story like... "Wait... why was I telling y'all this?"