🛂 Jake

Transit Price out everywhere | noise pop music spiller | overstimulated streamer | ATL | 🏳️‍🌈

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

[listening to all-girl band Pitchfork gave Best New Music] Shawties on squad mode. And they can let it rock? Mmm.... [merges without signaling

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

watching babe. yeah tha movie about tha sheep herding pig..... laugh if u want its a classic. "that'll do pig... that'll do.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Stewie Jokes @StewieJokess_]

If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.

[🛂 Jake @certaintrips]

@janeremover Kim is technically on all of them playing bass or guitar so I agree

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

When you beat Chapter IV of Bayonetta and then realize Chapter V is going to kick your ass ☠️😂 secret #gamergirl THE SHADOW REMAINS TOUGH!!!!!!

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Still playing #Bayonetta middle of chapter XIII and my hands hurt and I have to sleep and it’s 4 In the damn morning but this damn dragon with the face that I have to kill with my weave. Smh. Give it another go in the morning #gamer respect to the experts I need emotional support

[🛂 Jake @certaintrips]

@cheekfaceREAL You even try to look like Travis Morrison it's so funny

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[Jerma @Jerma985]

Tinder update: Why is everyone so outdoorsy? All these profiles are about traveling/hiking. I want a fuckin slug woman.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Today’s to do list:

-Think about past failures
-Spend $15-200
-Reflect on recent trauma
-Become so over caffeinated I get scared
-Abuse a substance

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

  
The Ultimate Orgasm: You have to believe you're absolutely about to die..

[wint @dril]

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

a penis has a sad life. His Hair is a mess,his family is nuts,his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Jus got out practice...talk to me..and yea I think I need a girlfriend..I be lonely

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Before I die I will see the Ducks win a national championship. Till then, I keep waiting. Go Ducks!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Obama keeps namedropping Bill Clinton-- he is no Bill Clinton.

[Sergio Muñoz Esquer @ElSergioMunoz]

Me after watching One Battle After Another

[. @playboicarti]

and the most crackers in my soup

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.