Tshepang Mpho

Not very smart🙂 MC 🎤 Cybersecurity 👨🏽‍💻

[ً @artfuIchaos]

may you attract a peaceful non-avoidant lover with high sex drive.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

some of you are not gonna make it out of this bro

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Buying fresh produce from a obscure rural farm like a medieval lord is exactly the millionaire flex you think it is.

[Boity M🥂🍾 @boitymoreosele]

The fact that MacG and the entire network didn’t expose the real reason why she left is commendable.👌

[🗡️🔱 @tardrippi]

first time a woman spoils you, you feel so guilty until you realise you also deserve to be spoilt man. even if it’s doritos

[Lepokisi @Bhokisi_]

Football shirt ka suit? Hugo you are a visionary!

[. @D_CH0SEN1]

Let that person be you

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

Women: "Men don't have regrets, they forget everything in seconds."

Men looking back at their past mistakes from 7 years ago

[Zanele Tshabalala @Zanele_09]

Everyone here is a dumb bitch

[Nokwazi🤍 @gauta_ngcobo]

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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Yes, he voted for Salah 1st, Mane 2nd and Mbappe 3rd for the Ballon D’or but when the results came out after Messi’s announcement, FIFA published how coaches voted and it showed that he voted Messi 1st which he never did. He posted his ballot online to back his claim.

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

NEVERRRRRRRR be nervous when speaking to women,

95% of them are just losers with a beautiful face.

[Christopher. @Chris_JNdonga]

The big problem is that people want to be on the receiving end of this kind of treatment in love.

No one wants to initiate or reciprocate - everyone just wants to take.

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

People think they have options.

[Robbie Semple @SempleJnr]

That’s a fucking jabulani

[Sandz. @uMaster_Sandz]

10 years later on some Podcast: “I made wrong choices, I wanna tell the young girls … blah blah blah” 😑

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Players with the most goals scored for club and country in 2025/26 ⚽

[Tshepang Mpho @certified_barri]

@EMMS05549883 @FabrizioRomano @_kochmaximilian Problem is they already planned around Pav and Tom in the middle, plus Kimmich is there. With Laimers extension and the signing of Brown. It wouldn’t make sense.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

"She needs to unlock the provider in you" 😂😂😂