Rahul Arvind Modi

नाम में ही r.a.m हैं.

serial retweeter.

e-Sanatani

Keyboard Jihadi.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Samay Raina roasts the celebrity on his show.

Celebrity replies, “At least I had no FIR”

Audience rolls on the floor laughing. Everybody loses their minds, every episode.

[Anushank Jain @anushankjain]

Was telling someone about this yesterday and person refused to believe : IIT Kanpur has a family tree system. 6 to 7 first year students from a wing are assigned a senior (student guide) from 2nd year who you call 'Bapu'. Other kids of your 'Bapu' become your 'Bhai'. If your 'Bapu' has a girlfriend - she's your Amma and your Bapu's Bapu is your Dada. All students/alums treat this relation quite seriously and the family tree is not forgotten long after you leave college too. In fact this family tree sits on official IITK website : https://t.co/QDxALV0JVZ

[Rahul Arvind Modi @certifiedqtiya]

Travelled from Delhi to Pune.
The language changed.
The food changed.
The traffic changed.
The dating apps? Still Shreya & Sakshi everywhere.

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Tej Pratap yadav demands Resignation of PM Modiji while Watering plants in rain💀

[Rahul Arvind Modi @certifiedqtiya]

😭😭😭😭

[Arindam Paul @arindam___paul]

As someone who sells mixer grinders, let me tell you that Tamil Nadu is the largest market for grinders. And by a long long way

And grinder is often misspelt in search. Liking “ciling fan”

So I don’t think this graphic can conclude that TN has the highest use of some same sex dating app just coz the app is called “grindr”

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@Cockroachisback CJP is just AAP in a new wrapper.

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@internetumpire @barca1833 Nitish Rana is performing this season

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Riyan Parag can't be banned for vaping. This is the official ministry handle. @vapeindia @ParagRiyan #ipl

[Ministry of Health @MoHFW_INDIA]

#CabinetDecision: Individual possession of e-cigarettes for personal use is not an offense.

#SwasthaBharat #HealthForAll #CabinetDecision #ecigarettes #vaping
@PMOIndia @NITIAayog @PIB_India @drharshvardhan @AshwiniKChoubey

[Rahul Arvind Modi @certifiedqtiya]

Honestly, there should be a qualifying exam before people can install apps like ChatGPT or Gemini. Not everyone should have access to infinite intelligence with zero instructions.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[j*b bluth @clayyytonbigsby]

Took a picture of this paraglider today and it just looks like a minimalist illustration of Adolf Hitler

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@adigitaltrail @DoBaniye @bethalaluka @jassneetsingha @ccg33k @FinPaal If true, just a matter of months before it will get devalued.

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

abhi AI summit mein do chaar jhaantu influencer vip entry se ghus ke AI pe kavita sunaayenge toh hairaan mat hona, founder hoga tu bangalore mein abhi line mein khade ho kar taali baja

[Mihir Patki @mihir_patki]

Nearly 560 crore Indians have fatty liver

[Nishant Suri @suri_nishant]

Thanks TOI. Never knew Bapu wanted to become a museum.

[TukTuk Academy @TukTuk_Academy]

WPL is a tournament where all other 4 teams compete with each other to beat DC in Finals.

4th consecutive Final for Delhi Capitals in WPL 🤯

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

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@KUNGFU_PANDYA_0 @grok who is the guy in the middle

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@KUNGFU_PANDYA_0 @grok put them in a bikini