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memento mori

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golden hour

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had a long talk with myself about eating healthier this morning and then I ordered a baja fried shrimp burrito :/

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@popeprius fair but I think the critique here is that they’re only “beneath them” because they’re not attracted to them rather than a legitimate reason.

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let me put you on twin

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That one ex best friend that lowkey deserves to die

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I also lost a year because of cancer so I’m kinda just refusing to age at all

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everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

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just saw this happen again by the way 😵‍💫

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spotted a hot guy driving behind me, I stared long enough to watch him pick his nose and eat it. Amazing.

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@Jackcoplen and everyone cheered omg

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shark coochie dinner

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People need to know that the boneless wings at Mattie’s (formerly Rocco’s) in WeHo are SS tier

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my baby

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sunday plans

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@bussybackribs I met him at a bar and he genuinely asks questions like that even off camera lol

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spotted a hot guy driving behind me, I stared long enough to watch him pick his nose and eat it. Amazing.

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my face always bloats after an ipa, but that would never keep me away from my sweetheart

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@geyflop 😚

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2020/2026 lol

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@RyanLacksTact @heychado yess I’ve been super into it lately!

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ok playing my little spaceship game now

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cancelled plans, so naturally I’m wet.

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@plan3tvic 🏋️

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locked myself out of my apartment and had to climb through my bedroom window happy Friday