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[crys @cerysno]

Someone ties their dog up outside the office every day when they go to drop their kid off in the nursery next door and every day I run out for a quick cuddle and now he starts wagging his tail when he sees me and the owner has no idea I'm having a secret affair with her dog

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

The UK Covid Alert Level has been increased from Level 3 to Level 4

[LT @_lornthomson_]

No offence but absolutely nobody is reading ur urban dictionary names

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton Hahaha really not sure how they still exist

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton Was the correct answer pickles?

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton You can set it to private for ultimate snooping. Just means you can't see who's viewed yours (unless you pay for premium)....

[crys @cerysno]

Literally felt like I blinked last night and it was the morning again...and that's on working 10 days in a row

[crys @cerysno]

The best and worst thing about having an electric car is that I don't feel bad driving everywhere. So now I drive everywhere.

[crys @cerysno]

Fuckin hell those blue/green gilets with the brown piping really be popular right now, didnae realise my grandad was such a trendsetter

[crys @cerysno]

@_hollyadair "I can add you to my mailing list for a small non-refundable deposit of £1000"

[crys @cerysno]

Meant to send the laughing emoji on Teams earlier to a colleague and instead of typing :D I typed :L

Microsoft you've done us millenials dirty.

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton Barking sensors

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton Just eyes? How about A WHOLE ENTIRE PERSON. fucking toenails.

[crys @cerysno]

@97Vercetti @jadeymas @KerrieJMorton nice

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton @Silva_Spectacle

[crys @cerysno]

I've never lived with a flatmate who's stolen my food out the fridge/cupboards....my parents however

[crys @cerysno]

Keep seeing super nice looking loungewear sets advertised but when I go look its like £100 for a pair of joggers. Not even the full set. Come onnnnnnn

[crys @cerysno]

Why do i never learn that I can stay up late at the weekend but I'll still wake up around half 7 and not be able to get back to sleep so I just end up more tired than I am during the week

[crys @cerysno]

@KerrieJMorton

[crys @cerysno]

How do people go and spend a day at the park and leave all their rubbish behind???? Grow up and take your rubbish home

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

I’m scared to date a fit dude. I don’t want to drink my breakfast. And what if he wears sleeveless hoodies?