no

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

I never once agreed to there being a 70mph speed limit on the M57, it was forced on me from the beginning.

As such, I’m going to drive at 120mph on my way home from work later.

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

It’s funny how a blue check mark used to be how you knew it was the real person and now it’s more to signify that you’re reading tweets by the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet

[JD @jiggybulko]

Jude Bellingham scored more goals in 90 seconds than Scotland have in 24 years at a World Cup. You’ll forever be in our shadow 🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

#lbc #farage #clacton @CountBinface

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Richard Cracknell @MrCracknell]

ItS nOT FaIR VAt ToTnUM aRe TayKiN aLL vEr SuNShInE

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[la nea elegante @laneaelegante]

Increíble que ahora todo hace daño, que el aceite, que la leche, que bañarse todos los días, que dormir del lado derecho, todo es malo excepto trabajar 8 horas al día, 5 días a la semana. Eso sigue siendo buenísimo.

[Jake. @YedIin]

Kinsky bro we ain’t seen a redemption arc like this since Jesus was resurrected

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Overwhelming sense of relief not jubilation. A disgraceful season that can't be forgotten just because they got away with it. Totally unacceptable and heads must roll this summer amongst the hierarchy. This can never happen again.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

[Michael (Hedge Fund Manager) @HedgeFundFomo]

When my son was born, I put $500 into his brokerage account

Every month, I add $250.

By the time he's 18, he will have just $150 because I am an extremely bad investor

I hope he gets himself a lucrative job when the time comes

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If Keir Starmer goes against the will of the British people and takes us back into Europe then I am done with this country and joining my parents in Spain!
Disgusting!!!!

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

If people in Dubai didn’t want to pay UK taxes why should UK resources now come to their aid

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and
outstanding debts. Broke again within
an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just
amazing!

[Leighton Town FC @LeightonTownFC]

74’ BJ ON VALENTINES DAY! 😍

🔵 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙬 1️⃣ - 4️⃣ 𝙇𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙤𝙣 🔴

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

All ball. .

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead.. she’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised.

She almost died.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.