Battersea Park on a Bank Holiday Sunday is a uniquely depressing experience. A sea of athleisuered Durham-graduated couples nattering about house prices and god-awful gastropubs, disco re-edits blaring from the outdoor Aperol pen
I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things. £2.50 for a coffee, £1.75 for a tea, £2.25 for a cupcake. If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.
American Twitter launching into intense discourse about "toxic masculinity" and "cancel culture" after Will Smith's slap but British Twitter being too distracted by Liam Payne's weird ass accent... proud of my country
"People are extremely cold, it's snowing and people arriving on foot having spent hours queuing at the border to find safety."
The IRC's @NancyjDent speaks to @BBCBreakfast from #Poland about the situation on the ground for people fleeing #Ukraine and how the IRC is helping.
The point of the Labour Party is to improve lives. It can only do that in power. It ain't a self help group to make its members feel better about themselves.
Things I’ve been told off by my parents for since coming home for Christmas (so far):
- Turning the taps off too quickly
- Flushing the toilet too hard
- Asking if the heating can be turned up
- Encouraging the cat
- Eating the “Christmas day cheese”