its that time again

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@emilyinvc @aalaprag My grandparents fell scam to a reverse mortgage after the 08 crisis and lost the home my grandfather built. You did the right thing!

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@mrmikeMTL Yeah in Biology class

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@Chris_Roat @BarstoolNate Why do you care so much? Lmao

[𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘁𝗮 @txsalth2o]

Americans in Europe: I love Europe!

Europeans: Of course you do, we’re better in every way. Now go home.

Europeans in America: I love America!

Americans: Awesome! We’re having a BBQ Saturday, you should totally come!!

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@EdrisJebran @NotGodLikeYet @thebeiron @icebagz_ I’d rather get it done in the USA and live and then ignore my hospital bill.

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@roywoodjr Wait that’s dope. You’re mind was very clear

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@BallTalkO

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@EODHappyCaptain Because this is the greatest country on earth.

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@JoaquinCastrotx You mean the Spurs fan who beat the shit out of a Knicks fan? At least open the article

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@Yonesfak @redtoucan @Liberty_Vegan @tafphorisms You just put two dashes and it turns into an em dash. Apple, outlook, word. They all do it
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[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@DailyLoud You mean the inbound that KAT TIPPED?????

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@FreddyLA7 You just witnessed the greatest NBA game in history. Dont leave the USA Freddy!!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I didn't know I was a Knicks fan.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

The irony of the Europeans coming to America and through their eyes giving us the 250th birthday celebration we need and deserve.

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

this one’s for a certain fuzzy little fence-sitter

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[its that time again @cestlaveto]

@SantinaSauceyy @spinbackmecca Issue is those tests are ~50% false positive. Aborting a baby on a 50% chance it’s wrong seems weird
I know 2 people who tested for it, told baby would have it, and didn’t abort. Both children came out without disability

But regardless yeah keep that shit off the internet.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”