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#onlyzachstonerlikesmytweets

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“Alexa...set my alarm for 5:00am to ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’.”

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@Takeitback1968 @PenguinsJesus 1975

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@NikolaiZherdev @PenguinsJesus 1975

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@Grittyypod @PenguinsJesus 1975

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@SellRipBuyDip @PenguinsJesus 1975

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@DanielLynskey7 @PenguinsJesus 1975

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[MAGA Marie 🦅🇺🇸 @galacticaactual]

How I feel going to bed every night now...👏🇺🇸🤩

[Jordan DeFigio @fidgenewton]

If I were Kyle Dubas I’d simply:
- trade Ryan Graves and Jeff Carter to EDM for Cody Ceci and Connor McDavid
- since McDavid and Draisatl are pretty tight I’d add him to the deal
- and while we’re at it we might as well snag Connor Bedard from Chicago for Reilly Smith

[©hris VVirth @cew24cew]

@BigHeadHcky Most over rated player ever

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@stacey_wallen @rawsalerts There are Special Agents in the IRS that are armed to go after criminals tht don’t pay taxes on ill-gotten gains. Drug dealers, arms dealers, organized crime(Al Capone) They work closely with FBI, DEA, and ATF. The majority of IRS are unarmed agents for audits of tax payers

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Someone used CGI to add juggling balls to the ball less juggling scene from The Office.

This might be the best video on the internet

[©hris VVirth @cew24cew]

@yvnks @BigHeadHcky So far, Auston and Mackinnon prime < Malkin prime

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Twitter is an amazing place. As crazy as the postings can be, if you’re familiar with patterns and algorithms and political party bots, you can easily identify trends. So, this looks to be the left’s plan:

a) Continue the unrelenting assault on the one true outsider to the swamp. Cripple him in slow motion with a thousand cuts, because to destroy him in one violent blow would confer martyrdom.

b) Neuter any viable substitute genuinely conservative candidate. The sudden flurry of classic DNC talking point attacks against DeSantis have all the earmarks of the commie playbook. So obvious, they’re boring.

c) Coddle the usual “hands-across-the aisle” RINO sucker fish like Romney, et al.

Why? Because there is only one trough and all these political hogs slop at it side by side. Donald Trump’s election was NEVER supposed to happen. Hillary’s hubris fumbled an easy walk to the goal line, and all hell broke loose - the corruption, the child trafficking, the globalist payoffs, all of it was exposed. Now BOTH sides of the uniparty can’t wait to get it back to the comfortable swamp where they can slither around together in happy denizen heaven, making deals, getting rich, and swapping mistresses and pool boys.

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@NHL @HockeyHallFame No. He is more remembered for being a terrible GM than his playing career

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some nights …

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Holy shlit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Bring back Vine?

[Jordan DeFigio @fidgenewton]

she’s a 10 but they renamed her after a michigan based insurance company

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Not all leftists are trying to normalize pedophilia, but all the people trying to normalize pedophilia are leftists.

But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.