Caroline Farrow

As seen on TV. Catholic juggling 5 kids, autism, clergy marriage.
Kryptonite of nonces.
Manager in Campaigns Global for @citizengo - views all mine!

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

A giant purple prosthetic penis was displayed in a public library, near children by an LGBT group.

Councillor raised the obvious safeguarding concern.

So naturally the council decided that he was the problem and ordered him to apologise and undergo training.

🇬🇧 degenerate Britain having a normal one.

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This is the conversion therapy bill at UN level.

So much of this stuff is being imposed on us by the UN. Which is why we are there, helping & informing delegates to vote no!

[CitizenGO @CitizenGO]

🚨 URGENT

Right now, outside the UN, where they are debating whether defending life and the family should be equated with crimes against humanity.

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@nikolbethchlo M&S! Not great quality sadly.

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So good to see so many of my favourite folk tonight. @LegalGengar @HarryTheOwl101 @WingsScotland and here's me and @CharlesTerf

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@CharlesTerf @LegalGengar @HarryTheOwl101 @WingsScotland I managed to find Stu & Harry & our gracious hosts on my way back to the tube. All very amusing and illuminating 😊

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@capedjoosader Yes!

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

Here's my luvvely self snapped by Sophia Brooks. He describes me as "brutish-looking".

I'll let the gentle reader decide.

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I will also be there 😀

[WeAreFairCop @WeAreFairCop]

Miller v @LincsPolice
Today, I will be speaking about vexatious litigants at the House of Lords… and I’ll be naming one name in particular. Chatham House Rules, baby. Chatham House Rules.

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@s4x762 It's a very clear message. Bishop will likely get a batch of green ink mad letters. 😂

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An example of what I believe is continued cyber-stalking.

On Monday, I attended the ordination of our new bishop.

Today, I received this DM.

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@MPMacLachlan @davecorviddave Apparently reporting what was said in open court is "potentially sailing close to the wind with contempt." 😂

Translation: not at all illegal.

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

Under cross examination Hayden denied that he had "battered anyone around the head with a golf club".

Counsel read the judgement and showed as an exhibit, the wording stating that the victim was bleeding profusely from a wound in the head.

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

Liked that photo so much, I asked AI to remove the number and sharpen it a little. 🥰

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

@MPMacLachlan He'll have tried to pick the worst ones.

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

@Harveycuthbert3 Every time I think about what we witnessed, I burst out laughing! It was comedy gold. 😂

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

@TwaiteShad Apparently, I look even worse in real life than I do online. 😱😂

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

@Harveycuthbert3 Thank you. 😊

I was crying over that comment, but dare not repeat it.

Hope you got home safe xx

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

The great news is that it was the smokey palette which never really worked and made me look like a panda 🐼

And the eyelash curlers were 90p in Primark. There was also a sample bottle of fragrance out of a beauty advent calendar.

Loss doesn't sting as much now.

[Caroline Farrow @CF_Farrow]

And now I've left my Charlotte Tilbury eyeshadow (confiscated by security because it had a mirror) in Stratford mags, along with a pair of eyelash curlers! 😱

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@WillyWoofter @KatarinaHill2 @glynbmil He once "joked" about the body of a dead woman found a few miles away from me.

Not sure what was quite so amusing about it. 😳

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Counsel also said this to the complainant:

"You can't help yourself can you? Visiting people's addresses and harassing them online."

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@thevicarswife Too kind! I can't remember what was making me laugh at the time. 😊

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@Gablesgreen134 Brutish figure? 😂😂

I'm half his size!

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One thing that's always difficult is listening to someone tell the court a bunch of things about oneself that are patently not true and being unable to correct the record.

I managed to sit politely, didn't use expletives or disrupt the public gallery.

I am of good character, and in addition to damages already paid , Surrey police have just today offered an additional 5 figures in respect of my legal fees. This comes on top of the legal fees they already paid in respect of the SPO they were forced to abandon.

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@Glinner You got quite a few honorary mentions today.

I was at the point of wanting to take a shot every time various names popped up and were blamed for some egregious piece of conduct or other.