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@laythy29 No passport. Yeah right.

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@toryboypierce @theSNP I don’t work, so I get nothing out of this derisory carrot!

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@peta @feline_charm A fly has a more advanced nervous system than a lobster.

I hope you are consistent.

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@melboure @katinadoc But they’re flavour of the month with the Australian Government.

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@melboure @katinadoc Dirty perverted men who wear women’s knickers and wank in women’s toilets.

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@amelia_tweetz Cut slices off a hot dog roll.

Hey presto- an economy loaf for all the family!

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@anaboultertv In many houses the towel rail valves are open.

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@Dogscool698 @ScienceExpand Yep! The notorious Spanish windlass.

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@ClimateWarrior7 They’d be back to square one, when their 8th set of clothes is stinking.

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@HelenWebberley Are you the airbag?

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@kirstx3 Scotch team is still rubbish at football though.

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@xoxoBASHBACK That’s what they get for bringing jobs to Wales!

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@TadhgHickey People with faces who mess, get jailed like the rest.

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@ZackPolanski The moral is: it takes more than four bolshy student types to successfully wage war.

Even against Britain.

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@BasilTheGreat It’s working on me.

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@RobertMSterling How long before he reaches zillionaire status?

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@RobertMSterling Global warming started when his money reached critical mass.

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@RoKhanna Give the students your money.

That would set an example.

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@bourscheid Easy to say, when you’re a broke nobody.

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@JasonKander Such are the dreams of the everyday guy who hasn’t got a trillion bucks.