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I only pretended to pass the marshmallow test

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@Seanfrank Single person agency works if you never get sick, never take vacation, and can guarantee clients your AI will never make a mistake.

Also, cost takeout is only part of the game. What could you do if your agency delivered 10x faster?

[Carl bo barl banana nana fo farl @cfagerlin]

I was fine with soccer until they started handing out medals to the refs. Ok I wasn’t totally fine because the off sides thing is the dumbest rule in sports…and the constant flopping…and the penalty kicks instead of a proper OT. But other than that, fine.

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@TiffanyFong I wish I hadn’t

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@MarkHalperin They gave the refs medals!

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@Noahpinion Because they were largely illiterate and never wrote anything down. On the plus side, they had good personal hygiene

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@signulll Also they gave medals to the refs

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@stoolpresidente They gave medals to the refs 🤦‍♂️

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@RichLowry They gave medals to the refs

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@TylerJRoney

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@jilltowers

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@TheLaikYobaz Least impressive throne I’ve ever seen

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@TimothySandefur I was told there would be numbers. I ain’t reading all that.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

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@Noahpinion There used to be

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@thisdiegolopez It’s the dumbest rule in all of sports

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“Let me not drive”

- Harris K Telemacher

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@TiffanyFong It makes some people feel bad about themselves

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@Jason Maybe Congress should do its job for once before we talk about giving raises.

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@FreddyLA7 Highly recommend you put Clarksdale MS and the Delta Blues trail on your list for next time!