Cory

Midwestern boy.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I keep getting etymology and entomology confused.

Words cannot describe how much this bugs me.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[White Sox Truther @SamR33v3s]

If you're not with the White Sox when they're 0-1 then don't come crawling back when they're 16-65 at the halfway point.

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@BrewersBabes Saw this coming from a mile away. Sure as hell ain’t worth the cost

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@jakeblennings The balls on the wall are my favorite part

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

[Cory @cfbschafer]

If you aren’t listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald today, are you even a midwesterner?? #November10th #Midwest #shipwreck

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@DCFanFirst @czabe @RobertLBeck Hey now, NHL is also garbage when you no longer live in your teams media market and so there’s blackouts on games you want to watch for no reason at all

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@SamKuffelWx I also recommend donating to @hungertaskforce as they are very good at directing food aid, coordinating with other organizations, and also supporting local farmers

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@RZ_GreatLakes @natevomhof Bus. You’re describing a fancy bus. Maybe throw more money at our existing bus infrastructure?

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@TheGoldenRatio4 It’s called modeling sweetie, look it up

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@ESPNMilwaukee Oh we spiralin

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

They were taken to jail!

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@sydn3yfink I’ll spiral if I wanna spiral damnit

[Cory @cfbschafer]

HR sends out an email with the subject “Something exciting is coming!” and it’s just open enrollment

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Wow this is big

[Cory @cfbschafer]

@TheGoldenRatio4 Remoulade!