cory fetzer

Youth pastor, amateur cyclist, comic book enthusiast and all-around nerd. He/him @cfetz.bsky.social

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Hello my baby,
Hello my honey,
Hello my ragtime gal,
When pizza’s on a bagel you can have pizza anytime

[David Hayward | Artist @nakedpastor]

Never apologize for loving.

#bishopmariannedgarbudde

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Hey remember in Star Wars when the empire built the Death Star and the rebels fought so hard and blew it up and then a few years later the empire built a second bigger Death Star? That seems important today.

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Adolescent martial arts trained reptiles with genetic disorders

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

@jessewisener Wow it’s almost like the billionaires only care about themselves and not the constituents. So wild.

[Rachel True @RachelTrue]

🎄🤭🎄

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

@BarkTwain @ram_farm I do need a new external HD, this may be a good time

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

@BarkTwain If you do, please share

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

“Do you want to see how big my poop is?”
-the 6 year old

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Oh wow gas prices haven’t gone down at all since the orange idiot won. It’s almost like correlation doesn’t equal causation!

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Today we grieve.
Tomorrow we organize.

Hate will not win.

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Siding with billionaires, neo-nazis, and racists doesn’t seem to be the thing Jesus would do. There was something about “the least of these” that I’m not quite sure is working here.

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It’s really upsetting how many of my evangelical/born again/conservative/whatever Christian friends are happy with their choice of tyranny and power, especially after already choosing this 8 years ago and seeing what a mistake it was.

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Cheering and gloating for a twice-impeached felon isn’t a good look for people who claim to follow a prince of peace and the true source of love.

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Oh my god I just realized we have four more years of bad trump impressions. Ughhuhhjhhgjuhhtuuhgjujj

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@BarkTwain Actually I saw an article that all he pets have been eaten so there’s nothing to report now

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

The 6 year old asked what a shart is and I said it’s when you SHould not have trusted a fART

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Verizon employees: what are you doing in that back room when helping customers? Are there deals back there?

[cory fetzer @cfetz]

Shoot I just remembered my great-grandpa took my nose when I was 4 and then he died in 1998 and I never got it back