Chris(tina) Brady

Co-Founder of @ChowBryantRocks by day, occasional nail art streamer on @scrubbymcreroll at night. Opinions? Yes. Whose? Mine. Pronouns? She/Her.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

For the record, in the past (well, since college anyways) I've tried to be neutral about politics, but I don't think that's going to happen anymore. If you find my views offensive or irreconcilably in opposition to yours, I hope you'll take the time to ponder why it is. (1/?)

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

@EarnBetterHQ Wow... I hope this account is still active. I'm trying to login to migrate my account, and no buttons on the site appear to be working. I've tried multiple browsers, including non-Chromium. Any help you might be able to give would be appreciated!

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

I have more faith in my cat founding a successful logistics consultancy than I do in Twitter surviving these absolutely insane moves that prove the new leadership couldn't lead a horse to water.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

This platform just made my to-don't list. I'm here for the schadenfreude and for ruining the paid-to-unpaid user ratio. I'm here for logging in once every other month so I get the trending page and can mark EVERYTHING as spam. Join me.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

And this code review... Homey, this platform is less about code being tricksy Hobbitses and more about trying to keep the cannibals away from the people who bathe regularly in potato salad. You ain't even ready.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

On the other hand, they never had to deal with hearing Creed everywhere either, so this may come out in the wash.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Sometimes I feel sorry for today's youth. They will never know what it's like to hear "Ms. Jackson" literally everywhere.

And a lot of them don't even know about Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. For shame.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Remember: The things that hold you back hold back a lot of other people, too. And bribing yourself is an option! Power through and reward yourself with some Halloween candy. It's OK. You can just turn off your porch light on Monday.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

The rain has arrived, as has the garbage man. This is possibly some of the worst timing.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

@itsdanilove They gonna need to update that name tho.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

I haven't decided what to do about this account yet. I'm not a fan of what's incoming tomorrow, but on the other hand, random threaded rants into the void...

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" is still one of the most criminally underrated songs of the Detroit Disco Rock revival.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

I don't even have an @Apple device I could complete an in-app purchase on, so can I still boost posts on @instagram? Does this policy affect all boosted posts or just the ones done using the iOS app to boost? https://t.co/UttwdAwDkS

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Nothing will make you feel old quite as much as creating ad campaigns for 18-21 year olds.

It's like I'm an alien. Is this what it was like to be my parents?

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

To those of you who cite your sources, you're fighting the good fight.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Hey, uh, @GoogleAds, is everything OK with your machine learning algos? Because my health insurance keywords are getting matched to search terms that are marketing agencies and transportation companies, and frankly this makes no sense.

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

OK, just found out from one of the streamers that the CPM they get is $3.50. Talk about a discrepancy between price and payout!

[Chris(tina) Brady @cfgbrady]

Just got the one sheeter for ads for a certain video game-centric streaming service, and it's hilarious and sad simultaneously. At a minimum, they want $225,000 a year FOR UGC. Knowing how many full-time streamers also have a full-time jobs, just WTH? -_-