Sea Frank Sea-Unwin

Food service assassin. Occasional drummer and comic artist. Bad jokes and good times.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

It's frosting, I swear!

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Cat scratch achieved. Still waiting for the aforementioned fever. 😬

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

We vegans are also having issues with eggs. 😠

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Lol, coming soon more content from @TrailSeitan like as soon as the weather stops HURTING OUR BONES ☠️🥶

[TrailSeitan @TrailSeitan]

If you're out on a #trail & you see this dude?
Run. @cfrankcu

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

My beautiful wife, and our child, who is wearing my favorite pair of sealife-themed footies #family

[𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚈 𝙱𝙲𝚄 📚 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🐈#SaveFound @haleybcu]

Every time I've tried to take an author photo it's looked forced as hell. So I'm using this selfie from the drive-in last summer. The look of serenity on my face is unparalleled. Plus, I've my boy Sox from #Lightyear. #authorlife

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Being an infant of the 80's, that era of football was how I came to love and follow the team, and now it's FINALLY fun to watch my squad again! ❤️🐬🏈

[Adam Beasley @AdamHBeasley]

Dolphins secure their third straight winning season. First time they've done that since late 1990s/early 2000s, when they were over .500 seven straight years.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I'm trying to alter standard turns of phrase in my everyday speech to liven things up. Because, as we all know, there's more than one way to skin a pudding.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I followed @BradleyWhitford and Twitter immediately recommended I follow @richardmarx. Is there some six degrees of @kevinbacon connection between the two that I'm unaware of?

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

@DougBenson I'm pro-lantro, and I also suspect lots of people consume it in food/recipes without even knowing it's in there.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I honestly don't remember the last time I used the bathroom alone.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I am definitely the face of eating an embarrassing number of cookies so the rest fit in the rubbermaid.

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Check me out, I'm Vanna White over here!

[𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚈 𝙱𝙲𝚄 📚 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🐈#SaveFound @haleybcu]

My husband with today's @funko #Disney #AdventCalendar star 🌟

[𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚈 𝙱𝙲𝚄 📚 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🐈#SaveFound @haleybcu]

Ally Jean is a loser.
Just like you.
#FourLetterWordsAct1
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[𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚈 𝙱𝙲𝚄 📚 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🐈#SaveFound @haleybcu]

Foul-mouthed Ally Jean is starving for camaraderie.
Bitch is: dead men don't talk.
#FourLetterWordsAct1
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[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

@haleybcu You'll be able to grope your way through your collective of friends soon enough, love. 😘

[𝙷𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚈 𝙱𝙲𝚄 📚 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🐈#SaveFound @haleybcu]

Ally Jean is a loser. She lost her father, her brother, and is about to lose her life when fate offers one final choice...
Heal, or hell.
#FourLetterWordsAct1
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[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I've got a good New York Post headline for this weekend:
2 STORMS 1 GULF

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

I had a Twitter handle years ago when I was actively trying to push a web comic. Now I'm pretty much just doodling. This one's called "Chicken Sees Her Salad".

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Hey, we should do something about the USPS box removals. Is it too late to paint Confederate generals on them?

[Sea Frank Sea-Unwin @cfrankcu]

Samsies. 👀

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

@likaluca The mask really brings out my eyes.