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'Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards'

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: President Biden is going to propose a 25% minimum tax on the richest 0.01% of Americans.

- Yes, Biden is increasing taxes.
- No, it won't increase taxes on any American making under $400k.
- Yes, Biden wants to reduce the deficit in a way that helps 99.99% of Americans.
- No, Republicans will almost certainly not back this proposal and instead try to continue to work towards stopping the funding of the US government in June.
- Yes, if the US Government defaults it's the GOP's fault.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

"britain is in shock" baby she was 96

[ABC News @ABC]

Academy Award-winning actor and comedian Robin Williams died on this day in 2014.

Here, we reflect on the life of one of the world's most beloved and inventive comedians: https://t.co/OnNZSyVL7E

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.

If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.

But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Perez Hilton @PerezHilton]

Finally! Someone with enough backbone to step up to their own side when enough is enough!

#AmericanPie singer Don McClean has DROPPED OUT of the NRA Convention following Texas school shooting -- DETAILS:

https://t.co/vTQYaPem5K

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Not surprising but so unbelievably fucked up.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

happy birthday earth! you crazy bitch!!!! keep being you girlie and never let them change you!!

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Former Pres. Obama: "For all the battles he fought and problems he solved, Michelle and I will always look to General Powell as an example of what America – and Americans – can and should be if we wish to remain the last, best hope of earth." https://t.co/e8zklZpNnl

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

Your chances of running into a group of nuns while holding a 4-ft inflatable penis are low, but never zero.

[Tom Winter @WinterForMT]

This is happening in Montana.

[t @cftinyt]

@clarissaward Honestly a gun to my face around or area, to me would be my most immediate concern then covid. If I were in the same situation with or without a mask would get on that damn plane and get out

[t @cftinyt]

@braggadociousss Send it

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(804):
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry

[BB8 @BB8]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[t @cftinyt]

@braggadociousss Muhahahahhahahah

[t @cftinyt]

@braggadociousss Be old and I can't stress this enough. Wear a watch, ALWAYS

[t @cftinyt]

@braggadociousss @JacobDisagrees Praise be