CaptainFlyingToaster

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I greeted a Hunter S. Thompson cosplayer while I was in my Colonial Marines uniform. He called me a fascist prick and told me to fuck directly off.

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Velicipastor Cosplay. I have officially seen it all.

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I have covered over nine miles today on one banana/nutella crepe, one beer and one soft pretzel.

Mom, please don’t read this tweet.

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I am going to throatpunch the next person I hear complain about crowds, Pop! Vinyls or crowds of Pop! Vinyls.

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Scarlett Witch is the new Harley Quinn. Spider-Man is the new Deadpool.

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I think there are at least two Jesuses. Jesusi?

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A con’s not a con anymore without any least one person cosplaying Jesus of Nazareth. I blame Kevin Smith.

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Arachnid Man, Arachnid Man
Does whatever an unlicensed character can!

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Are we not doing “Phrasing” anymore?

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Another glorious day in fandom! Every dealers room is an art gallery! Every food court is a banquet! Every cosplay meetup is a parade! I love fandom!

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Nudity!? Egads! I thought this was a family show!

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When you’re at the Quickie Mart buying weapons grade caffeine in your Colonial Marines cosplay and someone thanks you for your service….

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Ok, good news: I found a second car:

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I’m going to need to buy a second car so I have room for more decals.

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“Cosplay is not consent. Unless you are Megacon and/or it’s affiliates and holding companies:”

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The Megacon schedule just dropped today, and it looks like my favorite voice actor's panel overlaps the costume contest. If anyone needs me, I'll be trying to force-grow a clone of myself so I can attend both.

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“We need a cardiac monitor to the port-a-potty, now!”

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Nothing takes me from “I don’t need to pee” to “BLADDER RUPTURE IMMINENT” like 1. The sound of a heavy rain on a tent roof and 2. Being told I’m not allowed to go out and pee.

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@jenbecker What I REALLY want is 30 minutes murdering Space Pirates on the Switch

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I hit the jackpot for lunch/dinner:

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@jenbecker That’s VERY sweet of you, but the unpredictability of my meal time coupled with the awkwardness of not bringing some for everyone makes it suboptimal.