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it’s hydrate or DIEDRATE, folks

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if you wanna be my lover you gotta beat The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword on Wii

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I Don't Wanna Be Funny Anymore (Lucy Dacus) / As I Am (Miley Cyrus) ... (I deleted twitter for Lent and kept with it and tried 5 passwords to log back in for this tweet bc I believe in this mashup so much)

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Don't Go Breaking My Heart / Beast of Burden

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free ideas don't worry I'll add to this thread until I die

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Best of luck to those starting the Mark Wahlberg 40 day challenge tomorrow

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Must have been hard to thank them afterward

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my favorite part of Bumble friends is when it asks me about once a week if I enjoy using Bumble and I click “no” and it asks me zero follow-up questions

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

97 year old comic about what would happen if "pocket telephones" were to be invented.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

spotify wrapped really got me this year

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@margostockdale closely monitoring this campaign from the adjacent district. Hope you noted the section on his website about how he graduated with honors despite the arduous persecution he faced at woke D*vidson College

[Liv / Myths, Baby! @mythsbaby]

I sometimes wonder if perhaps Knossos was started by a woman swept out to sea on the back of a bull/god. It’s not completely out of the question.

At some point in antiquity, a bull/god (ridden by a very competent woman) landed on the coast of Crete. Where did they come from?

[Andy Campbell @AndyBCampbell]

Nobody else has the guts to say it: “seemingly” here is just good journalism. Be transparent about what you haven’t verified.

This account is a beacon of truth in a sea of lies

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Have you guy seen the TJ Maxx commercial where the girl says “nothing says boss like tweed!” and puts on a little tweed skirt suit

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

how the email finds me

[C. S. Live Laugh Love Lewis @HEvangelical]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else thought about the Roman empire every day of his life?

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Yesterday, UNC MFOL and other students got kicked out of the NC legislature for demanding gun safety.

Today, they're back in lockdown at UNC Chapel Hill for the second time in two weeks. WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i wanna eat these like the lunchables ham

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I saw a tiktok about how devastating it must be as an artist if Kelly Clarkson covers your song and my hot take of the decade is that that's actually Natalie Maines. Every cover she's ever done is better than the original.