caroline

chill babe. we’re all bad in someone’s story

[caroline @cg1898]

@CriminelleLaw My ex “you’re doing that lawyer shit again”

Me “well you’re doing that lying shit again”

🤷🏻‍♀️

[caroline @cg1898]

Travis got me a candle, a hat that says “buy me books” and a gift card to our local bookstore. To be loved is to be seen.

[kay 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @nottatall]

dawg i’m not taking ANY risk with my literal eyesight???

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

HAHAHA!! You silly dumb MAGAs fell for it again.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

By most metrics, the U.S. economy was the strongest in the world when Mr. Trump took office in January, leading some analysts to describe the president’s actions as a historic self-inflicted wound akin to a soccer player’s scoring a goal against his own team.

[caroline @cg1898]

@nottatall She could be a naturalized citizen. But that doesn’t change anything about my analysis. Dumb ass advice.

[caroline @cg1898]

This is the worst advice.

[@amuse @amuse]

@BridgetCambria8 My advice is for her to leave and then work out the details later. Don't mess with ICE.

[caroline @cg1898]

SUV ✔️✔️

Now I just keep reminding Travis that my finger is empty and the Kia will hold a car seat perfectly. (Mostly jokes)

[caroline @cg1898]

Hi friends. I need to get a new (to me) car soon. Travis and I want it to be one that can grow with us. Aka we plan to have kids. Also we already have a big dog so SUV is probably the move.

Any recs?

[caroline @cg1898]

@beeprescott @nottatall I love that Kay is “mommy” and I’m “mom”. 💀

[caroline @cg1898]

@nottatall @beeprescott Stop I love you

[caroline @cg1898]

@beeprescott @nottatall Thoughts?

[caroline @cg1898]

@VGBeezy Thank you!!

[caroline @cg1898]

Hi friends. I need to get a new (to me) car soon. Travis and I want it to be one that can grow with us. Aka we plan to have kids. Also we already have a big dog so SUV is probably the move.

Any recs?

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

In a heroic move, Gisele Pelicot fought to make public the videos of her unconscious rapes at the hands of over 50 men and won. She wanted the public “to look rape straight in the eyes.” Shame, she said, must change sides —from the victims to the perpetrators.

Police found more than 20,000 videos and photographs of Gisele drugged and being raped by various men on her husband’s devices in a folder titled “Abuse.”

On Friday, the judge complied with Gisele’s demand and showed the evidence “necessary for the manifestation of the truth.”

12 rape videos and 10 photos were shown over the courtroom’s three flat screens and projected into the overflow room for members of the public while the perpetrators in the videos sat in shame watching their own despicable criminal acts being exposed.

[caroline @cg1898]

Me: goodnight babe, I’m going to bed
Travis: already I’ve got another quarter left (of the football game he’s watching)
Me: that’s fine, I’m going to bed ha you don’t have to. We don’t have to go to bed at the same time

Travis:

[caroline @cg1898]

@thelashjedi Thank you!!’ 💜💜💜

[caroline @cg1898]

@nottatall I love you so much 💜💜💜

[caroline @cg1898]

“I think you’re funny in spite of the fact that you worry about whether or not you’re funny.”

[caroline @cg1898]

It is once again Gin Show in Memphis and I once again hate it.