Kaninchenlandgut

Fighting the good fight; linguist.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

Me: making bread, fucking with it.
Also Me: Don't fuck with it. It's not going to rise.
Bread: Doesn't rise.
Me: Motherfucker

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

That's going to stay there for another year. Marking one more line on the things that have done us wrong. We'll see where we're at in four days. #burnthismotherfuckerdown

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

I'm so angry. all the time. its thursday. friday its friday. saturday. sun. mon. TUESDAY. four days. four days. four days. four days. four days. four days. im so angry all the time. I want to take a baseball bat to so many people and i'm so ANGRY. FOUR DAYS.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@MistaDark There’s only like 6 possible hours to lose so ? 🤷

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@EmployeeJoann I put in a loa but I can’t message you for whatever reason.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

It's been a little over a year since I used this platform but man, is this a bad time. I've been with Joann Fabric and Crafts for 4 years. I've seen some shit. I've witnessed some stupidity. Never before have I experienced such blatant toxic capitalism.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@FrostyLullaby 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

Pro tip: chicken tortilla soup looks like vomit when you accidentally spill it on your lap. Just a thing I learned tonight so y’all didn’t have to learn it yourself. #supergross #notfuntoclean #0of10starsdonotrecommend

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@Steve_Dangle You should host a skills clinic. Make it a charity function. Couple of days. Low impact. 100% would attend.

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

Happy birthday, Pav. 🔥 | #LGRW https://t.co/5L1nhaReJw

[Wynonna Earp @WynonnaEarp]

Every week, all season long, we're going to be gifting one lucky #Earper exclusive-access to new #WynonnaEarp material.

RT if that sounds like something you might be into 😉

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

#RallyGoose: A baseball story. https://t.co/soMUNhRGx3

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@russianmachine

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@FrostyLullaby I’m just happy it’s not Pens/Caps.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

This is a wild thread. Give it a read. https://t.co/hwimCLbyD3

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

Did I mention I went to Mexico? Me and this nerd spent a week swinging in the ocean and… https://t.co/p6k8UpkkGv

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@JonQuixote I’m still patiently waiting for the how.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

@JonQuixote I went with cheap tequila. I knew it would hurt less than this fuckery.

[Kaninchenlandgut @cg5ever]

I just want to curl into a ball and cry for a good hour. #retailsucks #fuckcapitalism