Chris Garrett

IT nerd, Ultracrepidarian. These views are my own, or one of the voices in my head. - Watch this space!

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@JayJay91341991

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@softtail65 Chika boom boom tang tang rub a tum tum - go bang that thang to the beat of the drum!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 My arteries are hardening with delight!

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@RpsAgainstTrump She has a future in comedy!

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@ThatEricAlper Neckties

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@lesstenny

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@DrNeilStone Not dead yet.😎

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@cheapseatsau It’s okay… she was just a little hoarse…

🥁🥁
(I’m giving up my day job!!!)🥸

[William Gibson @GreatDismal]

I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later, I opened the door. Neuromancer is in production.

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@exortho Short story anthologies seem to be the answer. I found a copy of The Twilight of the Gods and Other Tales a while back, and I finished the title story without falling asleep! 😆

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@exortho It’s up there, but for me it’s The Rabbit of Seville.😉

[Troy’s Voice @TroyPSimpson]

Karma. #AusVotes25

[Wazza from Melbourne @Melbourne_says]

Peter Dutton gone
Michael Sukkar gone.

Australia, what a bunch of legends. ✊🏼

👏🏼 👏🏼

We did it. Murdoch next!

#AusVotes25

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

Probyn’s on the verge of tearing up!😁#AusVotes2025 #Auspol2025

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@exortho I can personally relate!🫩

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@RpsAgainstTrump Who else was playing?🤣

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@LanceMi85530671 Dear ol’ “Silent G” Taylor. A haemorrhoid in search of a home.

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@RpsAgainstTrump A semi-circle-jerk.

[Chris Garrett @cgarrett0001]

@YourAnonCentral He shouldn’t flatter himself.