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Wife, mother, Tribe fan, proud owner of a sub-14 minute mile, PharmD, and pro-Oxford comma.

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The amount of harassment I get from @Kohls in the self checkout line is enough to push me more toward Amazon. You are not “trying to save me money,” you are trying to get me to come back.

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So who made the most money on @Kalshi with this LeBron signing?

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Am I supposed to believe that Vogt and the @CleGuardians thought this was a competitive lineup to put up against Skubal today? I not sure they had any intention of winning this game. #GuardsBall

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Happy 15th to my boy! Go @CleGuardians !

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@CleGuardians @MLBTV It worked!

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@CleGuardians Please bully @MLBTV into fixing their stuff.

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@MLB Nowhere because you’re telling me I’m blacked out. I paid for this.

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@MLBTV @Athletics @Mariners Is it tho?

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Season 9 and I want so badly for everyone to end up in prison.

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Watching #Suits, I’m at the part of Mike’s trial, and I cannot remember ever rooting this hard for the protagonist to lose.

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@LAW9960 @FischerKing64 Ohio much? Handel’s is my favorite. Chocolate pecan.

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@joethomas73 @KirkHerbstreit Well Al Michaels sure didn’t want to be there at all, so it’s a good thing he was.

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@conorcle OH 5!

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@kyleayers The primary system sucks.

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@Conblob Burn it down and start over. And start now. Keep a detailed list of failures.

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@ElieNYC Yes and I want to see people contorting themselves into fucking pretzels defending him when things don’t go right.

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@BenAxelrod @LeBatardShow This city loves to love its players. It says a lot we never embraced Watson. He never gave us a reason to. On or off the field.

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@OurCLEGuardians I’m not cheering his injury, but I’m not sad about it either. His life is not in danger, and he’s got a fully guaranteed $230M or whatever contract. He’ll be fine. His family will be fine. Now I can cheer the men on the field.

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@shuddupmeg Yes and why aren’t we throwing at them

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@BaseballGabb Yes