claire 💅🏻

What’s fortnight // #blm // she/her

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@TimHortonsUS acting like there hasn’t been one in Jamaica at the airtrain for years

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

attn creeps of nyc— me being on the train by myself in a tank top on a hot day is not an invite to sit right next to me when the car is borderline empty. I will move seats to get away from you and I will not feel bad about it x and if you follow me to the ne seat i will yell at u

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

If you actually have time to enjoy the nice sunny weather today in NYC a reminder that your job is deeply unserious and so are you

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@RepJackKimble this makes your day rate more than $1k at least so unfortunately no one cares at all

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC?

Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program.

If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@lyft so why would i go to the effort of scheduling an airport pickup for when I land when I get to the pickup point right on time and the car is 18 minutes away? huh

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@CLAUDIAPOSTING went to a job interview in Bushwick (i live in astoria) and just hoped i wouldn’t get it because the commute was so horrible

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@postproctorism roosevelt island. bonus points if you take the ferry there

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@united It’s UA560 on Thursday… let me know!! thank you besties at United

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@united so the pitt finale is coming out while I am on your airplane will it be available on the seat back tv?? this is super important thank you very much

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

one time my landlord group emailed all of the roommates because we were 40 cents short on rent

[Bright Sunshine ☀️ @KindaSortaMaebe]

landlords are crashing out in the replies over $125.81

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@NYCSanitation WBroadway/LGAplace bt houston and bleecker NEEDS to be cleared this is ridiculous

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@NYCSanitation then why did yall pick up my recycling on monday but not my trash??? in astoria!!

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

woman on the N train first car to Astoria that got to qbp around 8:15pm listening to your man talk about how hard is life is because he has to pee— if you’re reading this BREAK UP WITH HIM.

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@ssm_waffle i still play it wtf

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@elliellele are those little fans in front of them i’m deadddd

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Bob the Drag Queen has been announced to make her Broadway debut as Harold Zidler in "Moulin Rouge", beginning January 27 at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre in New York, New York.

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

in what world does it take 2 hours to grocery shop

[zek @zekramu]

order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee

[claire 💅🏻 @cgayl_]

@rippleblvd @bobbystivic what did andrew rannells do???

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@andrewcuomo https://t.co/ooNzX0rccz