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[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

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[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

ive received terrific news

[romy ⚢ discovery s1 @butchspock]

being a feminist and also a fan of anything from the 60s

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

they would've stoned you to death for saying this back in woke 1.0

[𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞 @jaehaeryshater]

a look into paul’s sick and twisted mind

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[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

does anyone else remember when they took doggystyle off of spotify? for like a year? that literally radicalized me

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

From Under the Cork Tree is 21 today. don't cheer too loud, they're a little hungover from the gin & kerosene last night 🥂

[ivy ⑦ | mcr detroit @hearts4mych3m]

this is killing me

[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

@drawgerrr @999karma999 @echarleslarson @colemanjspilde no exactly that’s so mf funny like she’s def wearing it anyway, it’s literally a MUSIC VIDEO, why make it look unflattering

[elle 🪲 @twistyshouty]

well 😭

[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

It’s 2026 we’re putting showtunes on playlists again

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

banned on the run

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

ok… james

[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

how is culture ii over 10 yrs old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Katya @oceanbullock]

julie andrews being this sexy on her broadway comeback at 60 years old 🙂‍↔️

[mary @elaine_stritch]

does anyone know whether there’s a light over at the Frankenstein place

[audrey @phlegmme]

My love language is receiving lavish silks and jewels and creams and oils and exotic birds

[pauls pr manager @strwbrrypaul]

how WE yes WE move to ram when it starts getting warm outside

[jillblog @jillianmolnar]

have you ever seen a more tiny hibiscus bush