Chris Oliver

Husband, Father, former SAHD, Denver Broncos, Colorado Avs, and Denver Nuggets, marathoner. he/him/his

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

These lampposts look like they’re determined to carry in all the grocery bags in one trip.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@espn Hey, there, friends! I sent in my resume for the Production Assistant job you posted for ESPN Next a couple weeks ago. When you get a moment, can you hit me up with a “You’re in!” message or text or call or something? Please and thank you. #IjustwanttoworkforESPN

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@JuliusGoat

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

Deleting my account in the next few days. If you're down, follow me on Threads at cgoliver. Fuck Elon Musk forever.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@actioncookbook https://t.co/5i0N3HVyaB

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

The Austin Rain Dome has finally mutated into the Texas Rain Dome

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@actioncookbook Man, we haven’t had rain for weeks. Its so dry here. It’s awful.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@EvilMopacATX

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@MikeDeCicco Man, I’d *love* to see @ShelbyHarris93 back in Orange and Blue

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@SheaSerrano 😩

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Mood after a World Cup tie:

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@MikeDeCicco Saw it on her hand before the trainers got there.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@SheaSerrano Wife got paid today, so let’s go! Men’s medium, and if you want to throw in some of those medium shirts in your closet that you don’t wear that’s cool too.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@VetanzeTherapy Fanatics gear is somehow the most ill-fitting shirts and hats I’ve ever worn. And it’s sucks because that’s who made my Avs and Nuggets championship gear. And my Broncos hat.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@Broncos @Ticketmaster Killed it, @dleech9.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@SheaSerrano It gets better each and every time I watch it.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@klctve Otter pops

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

@TristanMiller_9 Elon’s not going to sleep with you, Tristan.

[Chris Oliver @cgoliver]

Gonna need his mom to call in again.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: This is historical fact that slaves did develop skills while they were enslaved and then used those skills as blacksmiths, in agriculture, tailoring, in the shipping business, to benefit themselves and their families..