Cole Owens

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

Sitting at steak and shake for lunch. Guy gets his food, goes back up and says hey I ordered a triple and got a double. The guy cooking says I’ll have to remake it. The customer then says nah man you ain’t gotta do all that and goes and sits back down. The world is fucked

[Rusty @PacersStatsMuse]

Retweet if you want this bum fired

[ESPN @espn]

DOWN GOES NO. 1 ‼️

Iowa State beats Purdue by 23 points, tied for the worst home loss EVER by an AP No. 1 team 😳

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

I love my girlfriend

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

I send my girlfriend money earlier. Then she said later on she didn’t have any money, I said well wtf. Where did your money go I sent earlier. She said Caesar’s Sportsbook. I’m proud. But scared. She told me she’s betting on f1…. The only F1 she knows about is racing ppl on rd 3

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

Bitcoin is down

Altcoins are down

Memecoins are down

Gold is down

Stocks are down

How do we make money?

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

Happy wife happy life. Or something like that. Maybe if I put my dick in a 7 brew cup she’d want it as much as 7 brew. 😂

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

I’m new to the step parent life. But I think listening to never met a mother fucker like me by kid rock on the way to their first wrestling meet is the way to do it. No pussies in this family.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This game (so far) was not worth the effort we went thru to get it on the TV…

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

#NewProfilePic

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

@JimIrsay Spend it on a fucking football team!!!

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

Why does David Bell ALWAYS bring in the wrong reliever?

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Jorge Masvidal thanks Donald Trump, calls him “greatest President in the history of the world” and then starts a “Let’s go Brandon” chant.

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

Welcome to New Castle Indiana.
Guy is outside his home, with a fly swatter hitting the ground. Fuck them ants 🤣🤣🙄

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

@lanerust96 @MLB @MLBNetwork It’s on at bdubs lol

[Evan Gerike @EvanGerike]

Upland Brewing Company has unveiled its new beer in partnership with IU Athletics, the Hoosier Gameday Lager.

The beer was designed and created with feedback from fan surveys. It is now available in a limited edition draft and will be available full time in August.

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

I hope all Purdue fans wake up today and know we beat that ass at Mackey Arena! Let’s hear the excuses…. You’ve had all night to think about them!

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

If your not gonna detail a car fully stop detailing. Your out here making us all look bad. Go to a person who isn’t doing this just to make a quick buck. You’ll get more out of a quality detail with one of us actually in business.

[Cole Owens @cgowens98]

Boiler down bitches!!!! IU with the big win. Welcome back to assembly hall!