Courtney Grimes

the roof is not my son...but I will raise it.

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[Courtney Grimes @cgrimes00]

life is emotionally abusive

[Brad Logan @BradLoganTOC]

Mississippi Highway Patrol: 1
Streaker: 0

#OleMiss

[🐐 @k1ngreece]

My thoughts be beatin my ass

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[Courtney Grimes @cgrimes00]

As terrible as every prom I had was…I kinda miss it?? 🥴

[Courtney Grimes @cgrimes00]

i just want to be happy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“this too shall pass” ok but could it pass a little more quickly

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Rappers be making u feel guilty for no reason at all “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry” like my fault bro

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I don’t often get sick but when I do I instantly become a frail victorian child asking mother for permission to be carried into the garden to see the sun one last time before the consumption takes hold

[chloe 🕷 @lil_ibuprofen_]

vaccinated or not please stop standing so close to me in line

[Quilliam @nyquills]

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready to wake up every day until you die.

[Courtney Grimes @cgrimes00]

Every time I speak is a waste of oxygen

[springboob squirepin @peterjmarshall]

me: don't let that bad thought ruin your whole day!

the thought:

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

i can’t hyucking do this anymore